Without further adiiiiiick, here’s our Avengers: Endgame review! We give some of our thoughts, but since the movie is so difficult to discuss without spoiling characters and storylines, we head into full SPOILER territory at 54:00-ish into the show.
We also take some voicemails and Cobra Kai season 2, but who gives a shit.
Valley and PJ decide to give you double the podcast with a BingeCast featuring Wake & Bake with Bob Ross. You get to hear commentary on 5, count em, FIVE episodes of Bob Ross’ The Joy of Painting while rolling through the BingeCast. That’s two podcasts for the price of none. You’re welcome.
The boys review The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Star Trek Discovery, True Detective, Scientology and the Aftermath, The Challenge (well speculation anyways), Roma, The Front Runner, Overlord, The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot, and Abducted in Plain Sight.
This week’s BingeCast is full of Star Wars: The Last Jedi talk, Christmas tree talk and mother! talk. Exactly. mother!, a movie that came out 4 years ago, gets as much talk as a new SW movie. There’s a bit of Spoiler Talk so go fuck yourself.
The kids call it SW.
Google Voice calls us out for being BULLSHIT.
TV Round Up has us reviewing The Punisher (again), Dark and tapping out of TV shows all together.
Films we watched this week? Scrooged, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, Bushwick, The Disaster Artist, The Meyerowitz Stories, Flatliners and other shit.
Fuck you guys.
0:00:00-Sleigh balls.
0:04:04-AlyxMoreno and Jack Valley. Shout out to PeteMC for being awesome at sounders and everything else. Full on spoiler review of The Last Jedi is on its way. This film is pretty divisive and that’s weird but it’s a thing. Who will be on the spoiler cast? When’s it dropping? Is there another movie series that is super spoilery? Or just particular movies in general? Ammon’s late. Of fucking course. #whereisjimlaw? Alyx lends insight. There’s Google Voice and TV Round Up of course, but TV round up is kind of lacking. And there’s so many goddamn shows!
0:32:29-GOOGLE VOICE Ammon shows up during the proceedings.
1:18:45-QUOTE WHORES. Christmas tree discussion follows the game. Tree decorating movie?
2:02:45-TV ROUND UP. Alyx talks The Punisher, Godless, and other shows that he just gave up on. Ammon discusses Dark. Jack checked out Peaky Blinders. Golden Globe nominations.
2:31:32-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Alyx starts off with his love of Scrooged, Moana, The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected), Bushwick, Flatliners (which Ammon also saw), and Mother! Jack has a ton-The Disaster Artist, Hired Gun, The Devil in Daniel Johnston, and The Killing of a Sacred Dear. He and Ammon both rewatched The Force Awakens and they team up for The Last Jedi. #diehardisachristmasmovie. What makes a Christmas movie a Christmas movie?
Rick and Morty has become a bit of a staple around these parts, so what better way to celebrate the secret April Fool’s Day drop of Season 3 Episode 1 than with a secret drop of our own! Join Batch and Freak in their love of the best cartoon on television today. They discuss the show’s run so far, Doctor Who and even that luscious Szechuan Sauce, so download now to check it out!
Now that it’s out there, here are the deets on Saturday’s streams. Each one should last somewhere between 30-45 minutes, with the potential for the GTAV stream to go a little over since we’re going to try and tackle some heist missions. But, as such, here’s a breakdown of who will be on and when:
Stream 1 – Bioshock Infinite
Platform: PC
Playing: Kupka
Commentating: Valley
Stream 2 – Drawn to Death
Platform: PS4
Playing: Batch & Valley
Commentating: Kupka
Stream 3 – Madden 17
Platform: XBONE
Playing: Batch & Valley
Commentating: Kupka
Stream 4 – Grand Theft Auto V
Platform: XBONE
Playing: Kupka & Valley
Commentating: Batch
These streams will later be cut into Binge GameCast Plays videos, but we’ll stream them all live on Twitch.
0:01:52-Moreno. Smash. What more do you need? PJ? Sure. He’s here too, goddamnt. The intern still has to work up to his big boy pants. BMFML updates are a thing. Podcast history and related shit. Goovy Awards will be presented on February 28th, 2017, assholes. Get your dicks ready. What? First Music Cast of 2017 hits this week. Oscars? More like #cockscars, amiriteguys?
0:28:45-GOOGLE VOICE.
0:56:18-MOVIE HOMEWORK: True Lies. RIP Bill Paxton.
1:11:53-TV ROUND UP. Moreno is still paddlin’ through Schitt’s Creek, catching up on Always Sunny and Rick and Morty. He tapped out of the Young Pope, he’s slacking on Taboo. John Oliver. PJ gives his stance on Taboo, the final season of Black Sails, Big Little Lies, Stranger Things, and requests Netflix recommendations. Jack breaks down Netflix in a scientific manner. Look at the big brain on Brad. Lot of tangents. Jack rights the course with Always Sunny and dissects Legion. Scientology show. More bullshit. Jeezus.
2:06:50-Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Director’s Cuts, Theatrical Cuts, Weird Jumanji editing, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, 80’s comedies, well hell I don’t know Jim Law I’m trying here!
2:38:21-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? PJ starts off with Now You See Me 2, in which he quickly moves on. He caught Swiss Army Man (Spoiler within), Girl on the Train, Midnight Special, Nocturnal Animals, Lego Batman Movie, and La La Land. Jack goes next with Lego Batman Movie, The Founder, and John Wick: Chapter 2. Moreno rounds out the segment with Manchester by the Sea, and Fist Fight.
3:17:03– PJ gets the floor to talk about whatever. More about the upcoming Music Cast. GET YOUR PICKS IN, DICKS. MARCH 11. DUE DATE. Bostonpalooza. Lawlapalooza. Are you coming? You should. Come all over. Cocksucker.
We’ve all settled our butts and formed out our own opinions on ROGUE ONE. It’s time to sit down, like gentlemen, and discuss what we liked and disliked. Kupka, Pete MC, Jack Valley, and Law form a roundtable and do none of that. There’s lots of yelling, name calling, bitching, and crying as the boys try to discover what the hell this movie is all about. Farts. It’s about farts. Join us for this surprise final BingeCast of the year.
Lots to cover this week in another 4-hour + conversation between Ammon, Falvey, and Law. Google Voice is packed as usual and we get calls form The Macho Man, Art From Cali, Lance, the return of Denny Luis, Bill Tremendous, El Mariachi, and The Random Canadian. All are drunk. Most are incoherent.
TV Round Up is in there, as is a special C.H.U.D version of Movie Homework. We check in on the Fantasy Movie League, Lawlapalooza 2016, and Ammon’s Big Foot shenanigans.
There are even some reviews. We got TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS, ZOOTOPIA, NEIGHBORS 2, KINDERGARTEN COP 2, CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR, and a healthy argument about 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE.
It’s all good in the hood. Until it isn’t and we can’t talk good no more. Then we hang up.
0:00:00-You know what time it is.
0:02:00-Ammon is ready at the start. Meanwhile, fucking Valley is later. The term cocksucker is huge now. You’re welcome. BMFMLFML points discussion. LAWLAPALOOZA IS HAPPENING: July 24 through the 27. Mark your calendars, bitches.
0:42:50-New Sounder from Matt Wilson, aka Old King Clancy.
0:46:11-GOOGLE VOICE
1:41:35-TV ROUND UP. Game of Thrones starts off the segment. Preacher is up next. Side bar to to X-Men. Bob Ross? Sure. More X-Men, as Valley fifes over the animated series from the ’90s. Law transitions to the Spider-Man cartoon from the same decade. Ammon is quiet as fuck during all this. Valley gets the mic again and talks about the Larry Sanders show. Comic book shows get focused on again as Valley delves into Daredevil Season 2. Gilbert dissects The Path’s Season Finale and tells Law why he should watch it. Should Valley watch Bloodline? Law lets him know.
2:34:05-MOVIE HOMEWORK: C.H.U.D.
2:49:06-Twitter Sounders
2:54:49-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Valley has one movie (which Law and Ammon both watched as well), which was Zootopia. Disney Animation’s IMDB Page gets looked at. How do you follow all that? With fucking Kindergarten Cop 2. Holy shitballs. Gilbert moves onto 10 Cloverfield Lane and Captain America: Civil War. Law checked out Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows. That’s it, show’s over. Cowabunga assholes.
Freak enlists the help of fellow Northerner JFernandes to dish about all the deets on episode 6, titled “Blood Of My Blood”. Plenty of questions still pervade after the Hodor revelation last week, but did the writers lose their momentum? Do we give a fuck? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? At least two of those questions get answers in this weeks episode. Download it, bitches.