I ususally wake up Sunday afternoon and wonder why in the hell I went to bed at 5:00 AM. Then I look at my notes from the previous night’s BingeCast recording and things start to make sense. This gem for instance…..
“Google Voice – Darth Vader’s dick, spent way too long talking about this.”
There’s three or four of these type of conversations within this episode because we can’t stop talking with our drunk lips.
Garrett pops in to review LOGAN.
Google Voice is packed with yelling.
TV Round-Up works through This Is Us, The Bachelor, 24 Legacy, Taboo, Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath, Schitt’s Creek
The Garrett Collins Oscar Game turns into another classic for the ages.
What Did You Watch stumbles around BAD SANTA 2, FENCES, THE MAGNIFICENT 7, THE FOUNDER, MANCHESTER BY THE SEA, ALLIED.
Then we tease our review of the first time Ammon ever recorded with us on the old site. For next time.
Have fun trying to finish this one in one sitting.
It’s rare to get a show this epic so early in the year but it was bound to happen when we get Moreno, Ammon, and Law together for their annual Best Of lists. More importantly, the boys play a special version of The Garrett Collins Game in which they have to guess his Top Ten films of the year. It’s the greatest of all time.
The boys also have time for some Google Voice where the Search for Garrett’s bar continues, they get yelled at for saying “member berries” too much, the most impressive Movie Homework assignment ever done, and listening to Nate P. have a poor showing for his first call as a father.
TV Round-Up has Taboo, The Mick, The Affair, This Is Us, The Bachelor, Celebrity Apprentice, and Six Feet Under talk.
What Did you Watch Covers THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN, PATRIOTS DAY, MONSTER TRUCKS, THE LOBSTER, NEON DEMON, THE GREASY STRANGLER, ARSENAL, THE ACCOUNTANT.
There’s also 73 pee break sounders, what happened when Law’s kids watched JAWS for the first time, and estimates on how dehydrated Jack Valley is after smashing himself to sleep. Buckle up, it’s a long one.
So many Garrett stories. So little time. Smash Valley and Law grill Garrett about his love life, the “bar” he works at, Scientology, and so much more in the middle of reviewing a bunch of television and movies. Timestamp guy can tell you better than I can.
0:00:00-Time to start? Yeah totes.
0:01:55-Law and Jack are here. Deal with it. Jack’s name is put under the microscope. More name stuff is discussed. Possible call ins will happen later in the show. Christmas tree discussion. Lots of fucking trailers to break down.
0:28:40-GOOGLE VOICE. 4 on 10 shows up during these proceedings. Fuck. Will we discover more about his mysterious bar?!!!!!
1:01:05-TV ROUND UP. Garrett gets grilled about his return to Westworld. Discussion continues about the same program. Jack fifes over the Leah Reminininini Scientology show.
1:34:08-Kupka calls in. TV ROUND UP continues forward after Supka goes off to get high as balls. Law chats about South Park, The Walking Dead, Divorce, and gives his thoughts on Mars. Garrett provides all the juicy goodness for This is Us. We then get to hear juicy goodness about GC. The tangent concludes as Collins brings up with The Exorcist and he shares his opinion on the Gilmore Girls return.
2:29:42-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Jack begins with Man Down and Hell or High Water. Law keeps the western theme going with The Magnificent Seven, and he also checked out The Accountant, Siren, The Light Between Oceans, and The Greasy Strangler. Garrett revisited Inception, Pete’s Dragon, and he gives his thoughts on Collateral Beauty and La La Land. Jack bitches about how his home state sucks when it comes to seeing fucking good films. Garrett calls Law out on his emails.
Batch and Smash Valley join Law to start conspiracy theories about Garrett Gollins, answer voicemails and review a bunch of movie thingies.
TV Round-Up rocks South Park, Ash vs. Evil Dead, Westworld, Channel Zero, American Horror Story, Divorce, The Walking Dead, This Is Us, Luke Cage, Black Mirror, and even a little Survivor.
What Did You Watch has THE MONSTER, HACKSAW RIDGE, COME FIND ME, HELL OR HIGH WATER, ARRIVAL, WAR DOGS, SUICIDE SQUAD, BEETLEJUICE, THE HOBBIT EXTENDED EDITION, and a live call in from Bill Tremendous with his thoughts on FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM.
Grab a beer, sit back, and let us make your ears bleed. With happiness.
Garrett has a three-month-in-advance screening of JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 and tells us all about it. We also review, HACKSAW RIDGE, HANDS OF STONE, TROLLS, and more movies than you can shake a babadiiick at.
Among other things happening this episode – the boys exchange drunk working-at-a-bar stories, horrible sports fail stories, watch a bunch of TV (American Horror Story, The Exorcist, Channel Zero, Atlanta, This Is Us, Rick and Morty, Ash vs. Evil Dead, People of Earth, and Westworld), and we select a winner of our 2016 Halloween Costume Contest.
0:02:30-Law and Pete MC are on the scene. Pete gives details about how the gears turn in the sounder lab, and how OH HAI Denny Louie helped with the Halloween sounder that opened the show. What drinks are the boys drinking? Do you care? You fucking should. Pete talks about how The Kicks got some shows in Bah-ston in March 2017. You should hit up “The Town” (get it? Shut up) and check them out.
0:15:35-A new sounder devoted to GC aka Mr. 4 on 10. Discussion about the aforementioned watermelon guzzler continues, then more bullshit.
0:30:30-Ammon joins the fun.
0:34:51-TV ROUND UP. Law questions if he can play “Spoil the Walking Dead” in the upcoming weeks as Season 7 has recently begun. Ammon butts in with AHS and gets down on his knees, pleading with Law and Pete that they gotta watch it. Another spectacular This is Us update by Mr. Gilbert. High Life continues on with Luke Cage. Westworld of course. Black Mirror is back and those three cocksuckers couldn’t be happier. Atlanta is still great. Shift to South Park. Ash Vs. Evil Dead talk. Law moves on to Goliath which is the springboard for a major tangent, something that takes up at least an hour of recording time, if not more. The Canadian rights the course with Divorce. Nearly two hours of TV Round Up. Gotta be in the Guinness Book of World Records or something now.
2:33:03-GUUGLE VOICE. During this portion, the Halloween sounder by Pete w/ alley-oop by Denny is revisited.
3:14:25-Surprise call in!
3:31:41-MOVIE HOMEWORK: Silver Bullet
3:58:21-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon begins things off with Burying the Ex, revisits of Sleepy Hollow, original Night of the Living Dead, and American Werewolf in London. Pete went back into the Halloween move vault with Trick R’ Treat, The Shining, The Exorcist, Halloween 1 and 2 (with old show commentaries!), Monster Squad, and Toy Story of Terror. Small tangent where Pete talks about his new gig that isn’t band related. Good luck with that sir! Law checked out Bad Moms and Mr. Church. The three band together to dissect Don’t Breathe. Moreno calls in to help out with thoughts on the movie. Show’s over. That’s it. Get out of here.
It’s always awesome to get Garrett Collins on the BingeCast but it’s REALLY awesome to get drunk, angry, not taking anymore shit Garrett Collins on the show. This version of 4on10 sets the stage for one of the biggest fights we’ve ever had on the show. People actually call in to get a piece of the action. It’s everybody vs. Garrett as we discuss Westworld.
We also play a live version of The Garrett Collins Game as Smash Valley goes head-to-head with Ammon for the belt.
Movie Homework inspires a tattoo, Google Voice gets creepy and emo, and Moreno calls in to hang up on us.
As for reviews, we got Westworld, Luke Cage, Baskets, South Park, This is Us, Star Trek, Ash vs. Evil Dead, Bull, THE ACCOUNTANT, MASCOTS, HOLY HELL, MY SCIENTOLOGY MOVIE, NERVE, HELL AND BACK, YOGA HOSERS, AMANDA KNOX, DON’T BREATHE, and many more.
0:00:00-Do not adjust the podcast. This is NOT a Monday Morning Moreno.Shut up.
0:02:04-Law, GC, and Smash Valley are here for your earholes. How does Garrett feel about his game show? Is there going to a be a live version of that very game on this podcast? MAY-FUCKING-BE! Discussion of the Binge Costume Contest. May the best cocksucking costume win. Oh wait, kids are involved, keep it PG-13. Sorry for saying cocksucking, cocksucker. Ammon shows up. Great.
0:19:28-GOGGLE VOICE.
0:40:50-TV ROUND UP. Law addresses Collins’ hatred of Westworld. Thoughts on Luke Cage. Law is going to check out Goliath. Ammon is a stubborn asshole and brings up American Horror Story. This Is Us is seriously and satirically dissected by both 4 on 10 and High Life, respectfully. Westworld discussion across the board. GC gets grilled about his distaste of the HBO hit show. Kupka shows up during this conversation at some point.
1:48:52- THE GARRETT COLLINS GAME ROUND 1
2:14:53-Moreno calls in. Goddamnit.
2:20:24-MOVIE HOMEWORK: Halloween 3. Have you seen Ammon’s new tattoo based on shit from the movie? Sure you have! He posted like only 2,567 pics of it.
2:52:18-THE GARRETT COLLINS GAME ROUND 2
3:18:30-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Note: Ammon’s audio gets really scratchy during this segment. It works itself out in time. Anyway, Valley watched 9 movies. Fuck. Smash McGee checked out Mascots (as did Law), Holy Hell, Amanda Knox (Ammon gives his thoughts on this as well), Don’t Breathe, 8 Days a Week: The Beatles Doc, De Palma (which GC also saw), Tickled, My Scientology Movie, and Hunt for the Wilderpeople. Ammon watched Hell and Back, Exorcism of Mary Hartley, Swiss Army Man, and Halloweentown. Law reviews Sully, Yoga Hosers, The Lennon Report, and Nerve. Collins wraps up the segment with both Carries (old and new), Salem’s Lot, The Shining, Catching Hell, and The Accountant. Jesus H. Christ.
Kupka, Ammon, and Law are ready to blast your head holes with talk of THE MAGNIFICENT 7, YOGA HOSERS, EIGHT DAYS A WEEK, SLOW WEST, 31, THE STRANGER, STORKS, SWISS ARMY MAN, Luke Cage, Quarry, Better Things, Ash vs. Evil Dead, The Fall, American Horror Story, Atlanta, and much more, including our new feature where Ammon is forced to watch This Is Us and spoil it’s sappiness for us every single week.
All that and more from Google Voice, Movie Homework, and a live call-in from Moreno and a special guest.
