TM joins Law to get less sporty and more clowny. That was awful, I’m sorry. Let me try again…… TM joins Law to fuck things up and kick ass all over the internet. I’m horrible at this.
We review IT Chapter 2 and a shit tonne of television. The Affair, The Spy, Succession, Taskmaster, On Becoming a God in Central Florida, The Boys, Animal Kingdom, The Act, The Loudest Voice, Jersey Shore, Ballers, The Capture, and more.
Back to the weekly grind for Law and Moreno as they review the Booper-tastic SICK FOR TOYS, 14 TV shows, and hear all about the raw bacon incident at Lawlapalooza. And then hear about it again. And then again. Socks give me nightmares.
0:01:45-Law. Moreno. #neverforgetammon. Mr. Gilbert is apparently not listening to the show. Guess it’s time to record a normal show now, goddamnit. Where the fuck was Rob the Professor at Lawlapalooza? Everybody moved! Lawlapalooza is over, let’s move the fuck on. What the hell is going to be on tonight’s show? Law describes his alternate recording space for a future Angry Drunk Movie Dads.
0:12:25-GOOGS, which feature an exciting tale by Pedro Nunez.
1:28:05-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Moreno has got Blockers and A Quiet Place (spoilers begin at 1:37:30 and end around 1:43:35). Law rewatched Infinity War, A Quiet Place, and the two tag team the movie Sick for Toys, starring Justin Xavier who shares a co-writing credit with Jimmy O!
2:13:09-TV ROUND UP. Law has the Sinner, Who is America?, Succession, Sharp Objects, Preacher, The Affair, and Castle Rock. Moreno talks Better Call Saul, The Second Season of GLOW, Luke Cage, Drug Lords, and I am a Killer. Ozark is coming back.
3:12:40-Law talks about his future The Meg experience, Teen Titans Go, his fucking cat, Booper, Step Chad, C. Bum, drive-in, pee break sounder, and a couple more sounders to close out the show, including the wonderful Lawlapalooza 2018 song.
Mexi-AIDS has taken one of our own so Ammon, Jack, and Law come together to honor the fallen by getting drunk and yelling about things that don’t matter in life.
Google Voice is pretty sad this week as we have only one call. It is, however, a new celebrity that yells at Ammon and then immediately apologizes.
We kick off the celebration of a new President by playing the Fake POTUS Championship, where we take 16 fictional movie presidents and make them go head-to-head until there’s only one left standing.
TV Round-Up explores the likes of Homeland, It’s Always Sunny, Man Seeking Woman, The Affair, The Bachelor, Workaholics, The Young Pope, Scientology: The Aftermath.
Movie Homework gets deep with the xXx. It’s super gross.
Finally, What Did You Watch has lots of shit talk about FENCES, MOONLIGHT, SILENCE, JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK, PATRIOT’S DAY, GLADIATOR, and a massive fight over LA LA LAND.
It’s rare to get a show this epic so early in the year but it was bound to happen when we get Moreno, Ammon, and Law together for their annual Best Of lists. More importantly, the boys play a special version of The Garrett Collins Game in which they have to guess his Top Ten films of the year. It’s the greatest of all time.
The boys also have time for some Google Voice where the Search for Garrett’s bar continues, they get yelled at for saying “member berries” too much, the most impressive Movie Homework assignment ever done, and listening to Nate P. have a poor showing for his first call as a father.
TV Round-Up has Taboo, The Mick, The Affair, This Is Us, The Bachelor, Celebrity Apprentice, and Six Feet Under talk.
What Did you Watch Covers THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN, PATRIOTS DAY, MONSTER TRUCKS, THE LOBSTER, NEON DEMON, THE GREASY STRANGLER, ARSENAL, THE ACCOUNTANT.
There’s also 73 pee break sounders, what happened when Law’s kids watched JAWS for the first time, and estimates on how dehydrated Jack Valley is after smashing himself to sleep. Buckle up, it’s a long one.
Law, Ammon, and Pete MC review Rogue One, The BFG, 31, Santa Conquers the Martians, Saving Christmas, Ash vs. Evil Dead, Shut Eye, The Affair, and Divorce. A shitload of Google Voice, live call ins from Moreno and Art Cali, and a special holiday presentation called Twas the Nate Before BingeMas.
0:00:00-Pour some whiskey in that hot cocoa; it’s time for the Christmas Bingecast, bitches.
0:01:30-Law and Pete MC are on the mics, ready to stuff your stockings. What? Law is still coughing like a motherfucker. Moreno and Denny Luis have collaborated to bring the listeners a nice little Christmas treat, which will be played later in the show. Also, that Tacocksucker Moreno did some shit at Moe’s Tavern that gets airtime as well. PeteMC details his modest nature while playing with The Kicks. Ammon shows up. More bullshit.
0:26:33-GOOGLE VOICE
1:15:51-Surprise Call in. Google voice continues
1:24:44-Twas The Night Before Bingemas, as told by OH HAI DENNY LOUIE
1:31:00-TV ROUND UP. New Christmas sounder by Pete MC! Ash vs. Evil Dead takes precedence over everything else, as Law and Pete dig deep into it. They go deep and hard. Yup. Law is gonna check out the OA. Planet Garrett: What’s it Like? Wait, this isn’t fucking tv. Goddamnit. Law brings up his This is Us prediction and sees what Ammon thinks about it. Divorce is still good. Gilmore Girls gets discussed even though GC isn’t on. The Path is back, Pete is watching a show but he needs two hours to find the title…wait it is called Shut Eye. Emmanuelle Chriqui is still super hot. Tangents.
2:29:48-MOVIE HOMEWORK. PeteMC actually did last week’s and this week’s so he gets a gold fucking star. MH was Santa Claus Conquers (cockers?) the Martians. Some point after this Mrs. MC shows up to party.
2:49:07-Moreno’s set from Moe’s Tavern.
2:55:48-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon saw The Magnificent Seven (Pete did as well), The BFG, and Rob Zombie’s 31. Law watched Jim Carrey’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas. PeteMC revisited Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special. ROGUE ONE. Moreno calls in. MORE ROGUE ONE.
SHOW’S FUCKING ROGUE DONE.
Twas the Night Before Bingemas gets played one more time to send the show out.
Have a Merry Cocksucking Christmas and a Happy New Year, you babadicks!!!
We saved one of the biggest and best shows for the last of the year. Who doesn’t want over four hours of Ammon, Moreno, and Law getting in the Christmas spirit by drinking until they no talk good any more.
Google Voice kicks things off with some of our favorite listeners yelling at us, making amends with us, and accidentally butt-dialing us while talking to their kids.
TV Round-Up is eventful, to say the least, when Law raves about The Affair and Ammon and Moreno continue to be The Leftovers Buddies. They also break down the season finale of Fargo and compare it as a whole to the first season and try to guess what’s ahead for the third season. Also – Jessica Jones.
Movie Homework has the boys watching SCROOGED and discovering that Carol Kane is one of the most annoying actresses in the history of cinema, that everybody should watch John Murray in MOVING VIOLATIONS, and that Mary Lou Retton is the most 80s thing ever.
What Did You Watch is STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS as Law gives his lightly tread upon thoughts of the film without spoilers of any sort. Stay tuned for an after-the-credits segment where Law goes full spoiler mode with Moreno (The Spoiler Absorber) and gives his in-depth review of the film. Moreno checks out ANT MAN and, along with Ammon, gives an aggressive accent review of AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON. Law also reviews ROOM.
Everybody have a great Holiday and sloppy New Year! Be safe!
0:02:45-Last show of the year, folks. Don’t cry, you cocksucker. Law and Moreno fife over the X-Mas intro sounder from Pete MC. For good reason! Update: Sampson is still gay. STAR WARS! It’s a thing.
0:36:20-GOOGLE VOICE. Leave voicemails, not emails. Thanks dickhead.
1:14:05-TV ROUND UP. Transition from Google Voice leads into talk about The Affair. Law continues making love to Ash vs. Evil Dead. Fargo’s season finale gets dissected. Moreno and Ammon are butt….no…wait…Leftover buddies. Jessica Jones is good shit, make no(se) bones about it. Tangent about Law going to a comedy club. Nobody cares.
2:12:05-MOVIE HOMEWORK. Talk about the Netflix Fuller House series trailer. Because Full House is a goddamn masterpiece. Yes, really. No. Maybe not. OH HELL I DON’T KNOW, JIM LAW. Anyway, homework was Scrooged. Niagra falls, Frankie Angel.
2:37:00-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Law kicks things off with discussion of some flick called The Force Awakens. He then continues with his viewing of Room.
3:02:43-ACCENT REVIEWS. Moreno and Ammo review Ahvehnjurs: Ahge of Uhltrhohn (translated-Avengers: Age of Ultron). Moreno continues on the Marvel movie route with Ant-Man. Ammon revisited Love Actually, Star Trek Into Darkness, and he shits all over the Buddy the Elf musical or something.
3:29:00 Live sounder to lead into to SPOILER ALERT. STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS.
Merry Christmas you filthy cocksuckers. And a Happy Fucking New Year.
Everybody is in good cheer as the year comes to an end. Ammon and Law get drunk and argue about The Leftovers for a while, answer a shit-ton of voicemails, and look back on the newest Christmas classic, ELF for Movie Homework.
Kupka, Moreno, and Luke call in from the annual Kupka Christmas spectacular (thanks for the invite, again) and talk some massive shit while hiding from their wives in a closet.
Ammon catches up on some Summer films such as PIXELS, TOMORROWLAND, and THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E., and start the new season of Serial.
There’s a new (incredible) Pee Break Sounder, Law and Ammon discuss some books, and everybody’s STAR WARS plan is put into effect.
Come celebrate Moreno’s birthday with us as Ammon, Law, and Pete MC try heir hardest to make Moreno stick around for his own party. Pete has an incredible new sounder to kick off the Christmas season. Moreno drunk dials a STAR WARS hotline. Google voice turns into a knighting of one of our favorite callers. And we watch a bunch of movies and shit. Including THE GOOD DINOSAUR, THE 33, THE FINAL GIRLS, EX MACHINA, JURASSIC WORLD, HOME ALONE, PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES, Fargo, South Park, Ash vs. Evil Dead, The Affair, and Jessica Jones.
It was a dark and rainy Halloween night. Moreno and Law called Garrett, who was puking on his carpet. Ammon said he was busy but called in anyway. They all got drunk and yelled about shit for hours. The End.
0:00:00-Let’s do this.
0:01:23-Garrett is here to bring about his grumblings, so deal with it. Ammon is absent due to Halloween happenings. Audio difficulties are now a Bingecast staple. OH WELL. What is “liquid” cocaine? We tell you so calm the fuck down please. Halloween discussion occurs since this recording took place on October 31st. GRAB SOME CANDY BITCH.
0:30:50-Garrett finished X-Files. That’s all he brings to the goddamn table. Fargo is fifed over. Breaking Bad and Garrett are not friends. Wait, WHAT THE FUCK? Moreno covers Daredevil and he’d like to cover Rosario Dawson if you get what I’m saying. You know what I’m saying, dawwwwg! There’s some Walking Dead news to get through and more Project Greenlight shenanigans. Homeland attempts to win Law’s heart back. The segment ends with Law talking Ash vs. Evil Dead. Groovy.
1:32:05-Two new sounders! Cowabunga, you assholes.
1:35:30-SUPKA VOICE. Stop your fucking with the Bingecast boys.
1:46:11-Ammon appears! He talks Project Greenlight briefly and says what he needs to about American Horror Story: Hotel.
2:00:15-RECAP OF BINGE BULLSHIT.
2:14:40-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon gets the ball rolling with Hocus Pocus. Why does everyone fucking adore this flick? He continues with It Follows, which is not a Twitter movie, so shut up. Garrett is next up, with The Hallow, Southpaw, and Dope. ALSO SPECTRE, HOLY SHIT. Law tells about his viewings with The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension. Moreno grabs his lightsaber and cuts through every single Star Wars movie to date. May the fucking force be with you, motherfuckers.
