Law, Kupka, Jack, and Ammon geek out with their thoughts on Ready Player One and review a hundred or so other TV shows and movies while answering some quality voicemail questions, debuting new sounders, and drinking for Jeebus.
SecretPalooza is a thing and, FUCK IT, we’ll do it live! Moreno and Law get together in Ann Arbor, Michigan to talk all things BingeMedia.net, answer voicemails, do a live Q&A, and even review some movies. Finish the podcast and get your ass over to the first episode of Better Call Binge. Our goal is to take over your lives by being stupider and drunker than ever this week. We’re off to a good start.
0:00:00-Keep it secret, keep it safe.
0:02:05-LIVE, bitches!! Moreno and Law are actually together in the same place, recording. When was the first time this happened? Alyx got a Michigan hat. What a cocksucker. What’s going to happen on this live show? The boys went shopping. So gay. The two field comments and questions from the live feed. Elite 8 of the Sounder Bracket update coming (ew) soon. Moreno talks sporty soundaaas anyway.
0:10:43-GOOGLE VOICE. Nate P gives an early review of Ready Player One within. No spoilers.
0:49:23-BETTER CALL BINGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!
0:52:37-Bruce/Billy Goodtimes soundaaa followed by his acceptance speech.
0:57:05-WHAT DID YOU WATCH. Law saw A Wrinkle in Time and Death Wish. That’s fucking it. Battling ‘Paloozas? Secret guest showing up later when the boys go off air.
0:66:30-SUMMER (AND SOME
FALL) MOVIE PREVIEW GAME. Also Law is bringing his kids to every fucking movie ever.
1:28:15-New site update. Huge show planned in the future. Live Q & A. Law discusses his weight loss. Video games. Commentaries. Quick TV ROUND UP on Jessica Jones Season 2. Sounder bracket.
In their first team-up since the infamous VURP, Garret Collins and Jim Law try to stay focused long enough to review 500 movies while waiting for Ammon to storm in with a bunch of nonsense that he hated throughout the week. Garrett has one of his favorite films of the year, Law has two of the worst he’s seen in a long time and he’s angry about both of them, and Ammon thinks Nic Cage Round-Up is a weekly segment because that’s all he watches any more. It’s getting weird. You’re weird. Go listen and leave me alone.
0:00:00-Oh hai.
0:02:04-Jim Law and Garrett Collins are here. When was the last time these two talked? It was a pretty eventful time. What’s Garrett been up to? What the fuck is Law drinking? The Goovey Awards are coming! Ew. Is Garrett going to Lawlapalooza? Sounder Bracket! Whaaaaaaaaaa? Future Aftertaste shows.
0:18:24-GOOGLE VOICE.
0:25:48-TV ROUND UP. The boys discuss Waco. Garrett dips into American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace. Law talks Divorce. Garrett has been binging a lot of David Lynch stuff, mainly Twin Peaks. Law gives his thoughts on The End of the Fucking World and a quick movie review of The Train to Busan. GC gave up on This Is Us.
0:54:02-LITERALLY LITERARY. Garrett has got Heather the Totality. Law talks the Twin Peaks Radio Show and Ready Player One. GC has been reading The Neverending Story. Law discusses a new podcast he wants to do, and it gets followed up with some great stories from the two hosts.
1:22:01-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Spontaneous GC game (for like two movies): Wrinkle in Time, Red Sparrow, The Godfather, The Fate and the Furious, Passenger 57, Rising Sun, Drop Zone, A Straight Story, Lost Highway, and Mullohand Drive. Law breezes through The Ritual, Only the Brave, The Foreigner, Black Panther, Game Night, The Vanishing of Sydney Hall, Mute, Surbabicon, Phantom Thread, and The Florida Project. Ammon shows up. Talks Waco, Channel Zero, Jeepers Creepers 3, Inconceivable, 47 Meters Down, and Ferdinand. Law discusses how his kids are Stranger Things obsessed. Then Ammon gives a quick Woody Woodpecker review, then wraps everything up nicely with The Bachelor: Winter Games.
Pete MC and Law play catch up as they wait for Ammon to stop being a dick. Together they deliver lots of television and film reviews, get obsessed with Fonzi, find out more about Kambiz, get pissed off at This Is Us, and talk way too long about reality television. Also – Binge Brother is a thing. Watch your assholes.
0:02:05-Law and PeteMC are here. You’re welcome. #kambiz. Ammon will be showing up later, and maybe Moreno. Maybe. Pete’s cousin, Justina (who was on The Challenge: Champs vs. Pros) gets discussed. More Challenge talk. Law wants to contribute elements to Pete’s bar. What a nice asshole. What? Better Call Binge news. New site is on the way. Update from Moreno. The Cloverfield Show is in your podcast queue right now, bitch! #sport bowl. Chad C.’s appearance on the Bingecast, dissected. What a drunk cocksucker.
0:34:41– GOOGLE VOICE….which happens after more Challenge talk and Pete’s progress with finding a new band. Fonzie.
1:15:45-TV ROUND UP. Pete and Law perform live sounder drops. Then the boys discuss Waco and Hell’s Kitchen. Ammon shows the fuck up. Channel Zero. Gilberggggeeeee talks Altered Carbon. Law discusses Celebrity Big Brother. This is Us update, you crocksuckers.
2:35:01-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Pete watched Insidious: The Last Key. Cloverfield: Paradox is chatted about. Ammon goes next with Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Jungle, Kong: Skull Island and Return of the Jedi. He’s got a theme going here! Solo trailer. Law checked out My Friend Dahmer, Brigsby Bear. MFC (Movie Fan Central) is going the way of the dinosaur. Mission: Impossible Fallout trailer.
I always love starting off a new show by asking what happened on the last show. Weird vortexes aside, and the switch to vodka, we’re here for another week of OG3 goodness. Lots of TV to talk about and the greatest Nic Cage Round-Up of all time. Yup, I said that. At least I think I did. I’ll find out next week.
0:01:26-OG3! That’s right, dawg. Binge Media origin story, but you probably know this goddamn story. Waiting for Ammon is not a thing. What the fuck happened last week? Berrrrgggeeee. Oscar noms. What’s everyone drinking?
0:25:39-TV ROUND UP. Ammon starts off with This is Us. He’s got a little story to tell. Spoiler alert you crocksuckers. He also started Ozark. Law’s got Divorce and Waco. Alyx talks Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story and Comedians in Cars with Coffee. Law’s also old as fuck and had to wrangle his phone to play Parks and Rec.
0:53:38-GOOGLE VOICE
2:02:13 QUOTE WHORES: MOVIES THAT ARE TEN YEARS OLD THIS YEAR
2:27:47-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon starts with Appaloosa and Paddington 2. Law checked out Murder on the Orient Express, and Downsizing. Alyx saw that Jim and Andy doc and The Post. Spielbergeeee. 🎶Nic Cage Roundup:🎶 Mom and Dad. SPOILERS.
In what might be the longest show we’ve ever recorded, Pete MC, TM, Ammon, and Law play three separate game shows (Keanu or Not Keanu, Quote Whores, and The Moreno Game), answer all the voicemail, review twenty hundred movies, and get into a sounder war every eight seconds.
0:00:00-Settle your butt down. It’s gonna be a long show.
0:01:59-Law sets the stage. Ammon’s late. PeteMC and TM are in the houssseeeeeee! -airhorn- Look at these rock stars, showing up. How’s the Sportscast doing? Blackmail. So racist. TM has a sounder ready but not really. Fucking fuck, guy. PeteMC has gifts. Of course he does. Gamecast is bullying Jim Law. So many games on the show tonight! Keanu or Not Keanu has returned! Quote Whores maybe? AND THE MORENO GAME?! Holy shitballs!!
0:16:14– GOOGLE VOICE. Ammon shows up near the end of the segment. Mini trailer round up. Justice League voting on FB group page. It’s over now. Ya fuck.
1:21:36-THE MORENO GAME.
1:45:55-TV ROUND UP. TM starts off with SMILF, which Law is also watching. He’s also sticking with The Deuce. Scientology. Vice Principals is done? TM’s additionally checking out Big Mouth (Pete’s not. Leads to a Last Man on Earth convo), Curb your Enthusiasm, and Hell’s Kitchen. Pete talks The Challenge: Champs vs. Stars and how he has a cousin on the show. He also started The Punisher (same with Law). Law and Ammon discuss Mindhunter. Ammon wrapped up Stranger Things Season 2. THIS. IS. US. WALKING DEAD.
2:50:03-QUOTE WHORES
3:11:14-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Nick Cage round up with The Humanity Bureau. Ammon has Wind River, Thor: Ragnarok, The Babysitter, and Brawl in Cell Block 99. Pete’s got Murder on the Orient Express, Bedeviled, The Wall, Logan Lucky (which TM also saw), Jim and Andy: The Great Beyond With a Very Special, Contractually Obligated Mention of Tony Clifton (whole fucking title, for real. TM saw this as well). And then the big one-Justice League.
4:17:06-Pete sadly has to depart. The Moreno game continues on without him. Oh wait, Pete’s back? Cool! Back to the Moreno game.
4:38:27-RAPID FIRE KEANU OR NOT KEANU GAME WITH SOUNDER!!
0:02:31-Law and Moreno and Timestamp Guy! Who is timestamp guy? Spoiler: It’s Logan. Did Logan almost die getting to recording? How’s he handling Small Screen Heroes? Vurp. Billy Good Times: What a guy. Where the fuck is Ammon? Who lives in Ammon’s basement? The saga that is Future Ammon. New dropsssss. Stop talking about dicks already!
0:30:10-GOOGLE VOICE. Jack shows up during the segment to report on Rhode Island Comic-Con. He also talks about some wedding.
1:55:45-GARRETT COLLINS GAME SHOW: WAR MOVIE EDITION Part 1
2:15:22-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Moreno watched The Big Sick. Logan rewatched Dodgeball, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and checked out Thor: Ragnarok. The boys all viewed Mayhem.
2:49:28-GC GAME Part 2
3:16:24-TV ROUND UP. Law has SMILF, Stranger Things 2 and Big Mouth, which Moreno and Logan also watched. Law also checked out South Park. He tapped back into Vice Principals. Alyx is still going with The Deuce. Scientology. Logan is getting through Dexter, and gives his thoughts on Ghosted. What shows were really good at first and then just sucked duhick? Law sludges through the awfulness of Walking Dead. Video game stuff.
It’s always great writing these articles when you can’t remember a single thing that happened the night before. I have notes I wrote down that say things like “5th Sense” or “Strange” or “Not Keanu” and have no idea what I’m doing. Thank God TimeStamp guy sometimes gets his shit done before Tuesday.
0:00:00-What the fuck is happening right now? Obviously, it’s the Bingecast.
0:02:04-Moreno and a fuck ton of other peeps. That are only drops. PeteMc is here though, for real, and for sho. Pete bailed on Good Times Palooza. Such a cocksucker. What the fuck is Law up to right now? Thoughts on Pantry Ammon. Emo Kev has been working hard, looking for those drops. He’s also been looking for that duhick. What? Better Call Binge perks! Michelle and Pete are working their asses off to make a quality piece of entertainment for you folks. The boys talk about the shit on the show tonight.
0:14:00-GOOGLE VOICE. Law shows up during the proceedings. Ammon too. Goddamnit. (Also in regards to Eric B at 1:22:40 and his review of The Incredibles 💔💔💔💔).
1:58:01-TV ROUND UP -Law’s 🎶Tap Out round up.🎶 He’s dropping Vice Principals and The Deuce (ew). He’s still devoted to Rick and Morty, South Park, Episodes, Ultimate Fighter (what the fuck) and Survivor. Given up on Scientology. The show, not the religion. He’s up to date on Curb. Done with Ray Donovan. Stranger Things 2. Scientology. Pete’s done with Channel Zero. He talks Slasher. NO THIS IS US UPDATE?! Law has got a Walking Dead update though!
2:35:41-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Pete started Valerian, which leads into a new game called “Keanu or not Keanu?” since Dane DeHaan sounds a fuck ton like Keanu. Pete also watched Score: A Film Music Documentary. Law saw Thor: Ragnarok. Ammon rewatched Scream, The Sixth Sense, Creepshow, and checked out The Dark Tower, which Moreno and Pete also got to. Alyx and Pete both watched Jungle. Alyx talks about a game he thought up. And then they talk about new releases.
And then the show ends. And then you can go fuck yourself.
Your top three scorers before the merge are Chris T, King, and Art. Things should get interesting next week when we hit individual immunity. Joe found another idol which makes me continue to believe he’s the only one playing this game. Ali was voted off leaving Jerridee with no players left and Adrian one less point earner.