Binge Survivor: Week 5
Chris takes a demanding lead after the fifth week when Dr. Mike nabs a couple challenge wins and finds an idol. Roark is the latest Survivor to get the boot and PJ cringes as he’s the only one to pick her as his winner.
Chris takes a demanding lead after the fifth week when Dr. Mike nabs a couple challenge wins and finds an idol. Roark is the latest Survivor to get the boot and PJ cringes as he’s the only one to pick her as his winner.
A lot of mix up this week as the tribes dropped their buffs and formed new teams. Alan was the fourth Survivor to be voted off leaving Bruce with one less player and Batch completely out of the competition. Thanks for playing, Batch! Joe got the most bang for his babadiiick this week as he saved himself with his idol. That means there’s another idol in play for next week. Chris remains in the lead with a big push for King!
Pete MC joins the VurpCast just in time to tell us his tales of sport, pickles, and why he hates Star Wars now. Law and Moreno stare at his voice like that one chick in Raiders of the Last Ark that wrote “eat me” on her eyelids…… or something like that. SPORT!
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0:00:00-Sneaky soundassss
0:04:31-Law, Moreno, and some cocksucker named PeteMC. That’s the facts, Jack. Valley. What? No, he’s not on this show. Basketball shit. Sport. How does Pete prepare for being on the Berggggeeeecast? Everybody watched some shit. There’s some soundasss on the way. Drops. Quote whores is also happenin. What are people drankin. Law is going to get his arcade on, y’all! Ammon’s off pitching a tent. Gross. What has Pete been fucking doing? New quick soundaaaa. New remix. Vurp. Star Wars: The Last Jedi has a new trailer, so who watched it?
0:42:31-GOOGLE VOICE starting with a brand new soundaaa!!
1:31:02-PeteMC has some pizzamc and sends the boys his infamous baseball card. More sport.
1:36:03-TV ROUND UP (New soundaaaas to introduce this shit). Law watched shit. Well he watched Survivor. So I guess that’s sort of important. Black Sheep discussion because why not? PeteMC fires through shows to see what Law has actually watched. He talks Scientology. Law asks him about Long Shot. Back to Curb your Enthusiasm, South Park, Channel Zero, and The Disappearance of Natalee Holloway. Alyx takes the mic to discuss Schitt’s Creek and The Deuce.
2:13:12-QUOTE WHORES
2:38:01-WHAT DID YOU WATCH. As if it isn’t clear at this point, there are new soundaas for this segment. Pete starts it up with Spielberg and Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Tangent about watching shit on cable. Video games. Basement Law. Back to PeteMC with Battle of the Sexes and The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected). Alyx checked out American Made (Pete too). Bingeviews rating system. Jesus fucking Christ. Scientology. White Boy Rick. #babarick. PeteMC can’t say much beyond the title of the movie. Blade Runner 2049. Law and Pete watched Phantasm. Law also watched The Babysitter and Brawl in Cell Block 99.
That’s fucking ittiesssss.
Yet another week without a reward challenge is making big points hard to come by. We can all rejoice in the fact that Jack Valley is out. Done. Last place. Both his Survivors and winner pick are gone and unless one of them gets the fan Fan Favorite pick at the end (they won’t), he’s bye-bye. Cue the “I don’t even watch that stupid show anyway” bullshit. Then don’t play, sir, and you can’t come in last. Like you did.
Chris is all by himself in the top spot this week but anything can happen as new tribes will be formed next week. And there’s still some idols hiding out there.
Not as much scoring this week because they decided to skip the Reward Challenge but still some movement. You will not be getting double points for Reward and Immunity. This was strictly an Immunity Challenge that they threw a reward in with. Chris and Ed move into a tie for first place but Ed also lost one of his Survivors. Joe found an Idol but there’s still two other Idols just waiting to be picked up. Nobody lost their winner pick with Simone getting voted off. Total points summary below.
It’s been a while since one of these shows just seems to get away from us and complete chaos ensues, but that’s exactly what happens when you get Law, Kupka, Garrett, and Ammon together with a live phone-in from Moreno, Chad C, and Matches. It’s utterly ridiculous.
Here’s some highlights…
It’s stupid. We also try to review a bunch of TV and movies such as The Good Doctor, Better Things, South Park, Rick and Morty, Channel Zero, Star Trek: Discovery, Survivor, The Deuce, Blade Runner 2049, Wind River, Long Shot, Gerald’s Game, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Cult of Chucky, and lots more.
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0:00:00-Babatech
0:04:47-Law, Kupka, and Garrett are here, forming one of the most unique groups to ever host a Bingecast. Ammon is running behind, of course, but what the fuck else is new? Lawlapalooza Sounder discussion Lawlapalooza dates are still TBD. Mini gamecast.
0:23.29-GOOGLE VOICE
1:03:38-TV ROUND UP. GC starts us off with The Good Doctor and 30 for 30: Tommy Morrison. Kupka has American Vandal, Ricky and Morty, Better Things, Ash vs. Evil Dead, and Bong Appetite. Circle (jerk?) back to GC with Ken Burns: Vietnam War series. Ammon’s here! THIS. IS. US. Ammon’s got Rick and Morty, South Park, and Mr. Mercedes. There’s a brief discussion about the Scientology show and then back to Ammon with The Deuce. Law brings up Channel Zero, Star Trek: Discovery, and Survivor.
2:13:38-SPONTANEOUS GC GAME
2:40:13: WHAT DID YOU WATCH? GC farts right out of the gate with Blade Runner: 2049. Law makes our ears bleed with internet sound effects as he tries to bring on Chad C. Back to GC with Gerald’s Game, which Law and Ammon weigh in on as well. They are interrupted by a bunch of fucking cocksuckers from some sort of music festival. Back to Gerald’s Game. GC revisited Interstellar, other Nolan movies, Matrix Revolutions, Big Hero 6, and some of The Stand. Ammon checked out Spider-Man: Homecoming, Cult of Chucky, and Ernest Scared Stupid. Law has Wind River, and Long Shot. Kupka wraps up the segment with Spider-Man: Homecoming, Blade Runner, Hitman’s Bodyguard, Chips, and Kingsman: Golden Circle.
That’s it, you cocksuckers!
If you would have told me three weeks ago that I would writing up Survivor Pool updates on BingeMedia.net I would have slapped your balls off. It would be a completely ridiculous reaction and, no doubt, would be blamed on booze. Many booze. But here we are.
Moreno takes the early lead with an Idol find by Ryan and a couple good performances in the challenges from Desiree. Here’s the other things of note from the week….
Where’s Ammon? We wait. Ammon shows up. We’re drunk. This is our Saturday night. We’ve come to accept this as a thing. You’re a thing.
TV is starting to heat up which brings new life to TV Round-Up. Most of the movies we review this week are horrible. Logan reviews of Logan save the day. Speaking of Logan, where dat timestamp at, son. Boom.
0:00:00- Hey.
0:01:57-Law and Moreno. Soundboard Ammon. That’s good enough. New Waiting for Ammon is hitting Patreon shortly. Or it’s already there. It probably is. Patreon has a ton of exclusive shit that you probably want to get in on. Independence Day 2 commentary maybe? Will Bill Pullman suck his own dick in that movie?
Come on Bill, do it for the world!! Battleship Mushroom trip revisited. Alien Retrospectives (Podcast Round Up) are going to be the shit. Indy is done. How does AlyMore feel about the Alien flicks without letting out too much? Why doesn’t that Mexican asshole get hard for movie releases anymore?
0:38:29- GOOGLE VOICE. New Law drop within. 25 hours to get Ammon online. Jesus fuck.
1:12:52-TV ROUND UP. Ammon and Moreno yell at Law for his “filler” opinion. Speaking of which, Better Call Saul is up first, followed by Fargo. Law began The Leftovers Season 3. Veep has returned. Moreno is keeping tabs on John Oliver. Survivor has to be discussed, I guess. But some big shit did go down. Law watched a Casey Anthony documentary.
2:08:03-MOVIE HOMEWORK: Dirty Work
2:33:30-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon begins the segment with The Bye Bye Man and The Great Wall. Then, prepare your earholes for a Logan review of Logan, YA FUCKING DICKS!! R Rated superhero movies should be a thing. Moreno watched Alien and Aliens.
THAT’S IT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS! I’M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING REDD’S. GODDAMNIT.
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We’ve all sobered up from Moreno’s wedding just in time to get drunk and talk about it all over again. Kupka, Luke, Ammon, and Law sit down and reminisce about one of the greatest weekends of the year. Come and find out what happened to Moreno’s phone, why everybody blacked out at the bar, how the ring almost went down the shitter, how many times Kupka was Supka’d, and everything in between.
There’s an actual show in here too. TV Round-Up is packed with talk of Hunted, Project Greenlight, South Park, Scream Queens, The Muppets, Ray Donovan, The League, The Affair, The Goldbergs, Drunk History, Survivor, Big Brother, Ultimate Fighter, and other bits and bolts.
Google Voice has piled mile high in our absence so we try to make a dent while getting reviews for BLACK MASS, hand out some STAR WARS viewing advice, and hear how bad Fear the Walking Dead is.
We even get an old fashioned email from France that has startling revelations about the type of testing one listener is giving his students.
What Did You Watch rocks out with THE FINAL GIRLS, THE VISIT, MAN UP, SPY, UNCLE JOHN, AMERICAN ULTRA, INSIDIOUS 3, PLEASENTVILLE, BREAKDOWN, BULLWORTH, INSOMNIA and lots more.
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Timestamp:
0:00:00-“Somebody got fucking married” sounder! Following that, it’s a bunch of random sounders to sex up your ears.
0:04:00-Luke Norris guest hosts. Kupka is on the phone for a bit. Law and him miss each other. Awww, get a room, guys. Ammon is late. What else is new? Moreno is absent for obvious reasons. Slacker. Tons of wedding talk.
1:16:42-TV ROUND UP. New sounder to start us off. Luke binge watches shows at the end of a season or end of the run because he’s an impatient bastard. Law discusses The Muppets. Ammon and Law tag team on Scream Queens.
2:02:30-GOOGLE VOICE. What area codes will the boys fuck up this week?
2:34:25-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Luke leads the discussion with a revisit of Breakdown starring Kurt Russell. He also gets really racist talking about “colored” people in Pleasantville. Ammon gives a thumbs up to American Ultra and fifes over Wildcard with Jason Statham. The sasquatch seeker also checked out Night at the Museum 3 and Insidious 3. Law wraps this whole goddamn thing up with reviews of Spy, Uncle John, The Visit, and The Final Girls. Jesus Christ.