0:02:03-Law and Moreno and Valley. Good shit. It’s cold out there in Rhode Island. Old School Voicemail. Goovey Awards discussed a bit. Binge Aftertaste: Indiana Jones coming your way this Friday. Hold onto your potatoes! March 12th for BMFMLMLBMPMCTM picks! You get it. 12 pm CST! That’s cocksucking time. Video games. Patreon stuff. Exclusive content. More Goovey stuff. “I Love Him.”
0:38:32 -Sounder for Randy Rivet!
0:45:35-GOOGLE VOICE. Some Logan (movie) talk and Oscar stuff sprinkled in there.
2:11:29-TV ROUND UP. Moreno has got one-Legion. Jack gives his thoughts on a 30 for 30, which is an ’85 Bears Documentary. Tangents. Law is deep into comedies with Always Sunny, Workaholics, Man Seeking Woman, Crashing, Last Week Tonight, and Girls. He presses on with Billions and Big Little Lies. Walking Dead? Fuck.
2:58:22– WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Reminiscing about an episode with drunk ass Ammon way back when starts off the segment. Jack begins with Get Out and Logan. Ammon shows up towards the end of the Logan review and talks about why he’s looking so dapper (check the Binge Media facebook page). Moreno saw I Don’t Feel at Home in this World Anymore (which Law also happened to see). Ammon takes the mic with Hidden Figures, Lion, Passengers, The Lego Batman Movie, and switches to TV with Legion, 24: Legacy, Taboo, The Bachelor, This is Us. He also rewatched The Matrix.
This column will introduce you to the most popular movies that are coming out in theaters this weekend and why you should go see them. Which one will you see?
Assassin’s Creed
Reasons to see this:
Based on the popular video game, Assassin’s Creed tells the story of Callum Lynch, a descendant of Assassins who eventually gains those skills. Starring in this action packed video game adaptation are Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Jeremy Irons, Brendan Gleeson, and more. Justin Kurzel directs, who has worked with Fassbender before in Macbeth. If you’re a fan of the game, then go check out Michael Fassassin’s Creed this weekend.
Fences (Dec 25th)
Reasons to see this:
Denzel Washington and Viola Davis play Troy and Rose Maxson, an African-American couple trying to raise a family while dealing with race issues in the 1950’s. Denzel is also the director of this flick. Denzel has directed Antwone Fisher, The Great Debaters, and an episode of Grey’s Anatomy. Is your car snowed in? Well, run through backyards and jump over Fences and see this flick.
Passengers
Reasons to see this:
This sci-fi action romance drama is about 2 passengers that wake up from their sleep chambers 90 years to early in a spacecraft that is transporting thousands of people to a colonized planet. Got it? Cool. Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence play the awoken passengers. Other cast members include, Michael Sheen, Laurence Fishburne, Andy Garcia, and more. More? How are there more? Anyway, directing we have Morten Tyldum. Tyldum is most noted for directing The Imitation Game. Is your car still snowed in? Then be a Passenger in an Uber this weekend.
Silence (limited release)
Reasons to see this:
Silence is about 2 priests who face persecution when they travel to Japan to look for their mentor and propagate Catholicism. The leads in this picture are Andrew Garfield, Adam Driver, and Liam Neeson. Martin Scorsese co-writes and directs this heavy drama. Scorsese’s last 4 directorial films are The Wolf of Wall Street, Hugo, Shutter Island, and The Departed. If you go to theater this weekend, don’t forget to turn off your phones and refrain from talking. Silence!!!!!!
Sing
Reasons to see this:
This animated feature is about a local theater trying to restore its luster by hosting the greatest singing competition ever. Lending their voices are Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, Seth MacFarlane, Scarlette Johansson, John C. Reilly, and many more. Christophe Lourdelet and Garth Jennings are the directors of Sing. Jennings has directed The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Son of Rambow. Go check out Sing this weekend.
Why Him? (Dec 25th)
Reasons to see this:
Why Him? I’ll tell you why. James Franco plays a Internet billionaire who is about to pop the question to his girlfriend. However, her father does not approve. Also starring in this comedy are Zoey Deutch (Dirty Grandpa), Byran Cranston, Megan Mullally, Cedric the Entertainer, and more. Directing this laugh at loud comedy is John Hamburg, who has directed I Love You, Man. See this film this weekend.