The boys look into the life of Tiger Woods, try to find signs of (real) life from WandaVision, and see if they turned any more lights on in Servant. All this before and epic review of Outside the Wire which leaves Pete with many questions and Moreno very angry. Voicemail, a gift from Park Scents and a look back on some Comic Con memories. Do it. Do it now!
Chad has finally recovered enough from Lawlapalooza to grab a beer and talk new releases (Ready or Not, The Peanut Butter Falcon), and catching up on some older ones (Ready or Not, Where’d You Go Bernadette?). This week is a first for BingeViews, ratings wise. What does that say about this year’s crop of shit movies? Probably nothing. We’re drunk.
Ammon Gilbert is back to discuss Hobbs & Shaw, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, burgers, and weed food. He also demands to be first in line of any dick sucking competition (stay til the end of the show for more). What a guy.
C Chris has the most Emile Hirsch-like features of any Emile Hirsch lookalike. It’s actually astounding that the guy is able to walk down the street without being molested on a regular basis. I mean honestly, how many gropes can one man deal with in an hour? In other news, Chrissy-Handsome saw three movies. How did he feel about The Art of Racing in the Rain, The Kitchen and Hobbs & Shaw? Download now to find out.
C Chris has a great week with a couple great movies. He’s great. Law still grills him on every aspect of two of his most anticipated films of the year and tries to make him feel bad about himself at every turn.
CottagePalooza before Lawlapalooza turns into GoogsAplooza and then…… you get it. Law and Moreno talk lots of TV and film while dealing with new callers, spam messages and not getting a Jizz McMuffin in the drive-thru.
0:00:00-WE GON GET HIGH
0:02:03-What is Moreno’s name?! What are we calling him?Lawlapalooza 2018 is coming. Ew. Exclusive merch only at Lawlapalooza! Cottagepalooza.
0:42:00-GOOGS.
1:14:05-TV ROUND UP. Alyx has Handmaid’s Tale, The Staircase, The Expanse, I’m Dying Up Here, and High Maintenance. Law gives details on Handmaid’s Tale, Detroiters, GLOW (Moreno chimes in on this), back to Moreno with Drunk History. Teevs are done. Pee break followed by Movie Homework plug.
1:57:03-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Law begins with Escape Plan 2, Life of the Party, I Feel Pretty, Blockers, Super Troopers 2, Live Rifftrax for Birdemic, Isle of Dogs, and Ant-Man and the Wasp. Alyx tells a theater story.
Chad C stops by for a short but sweet visit to review the most anticipated film of the year, BOOK CLUB, and then rambles on about something called DEADPOOL 2 for some reason. I think he’s drunk. I know I am. You are. Good ones. Shut your hole.
It’s been a while since one of these shows just seems to get away from us and complete chaos ensues, but that’s exactly what happens when you get Law, Kupka, Garrett, and Ammon together with a live phone-in from Moreno, Chad C, and Matches. It’s utterly ridiculous.
Here’s some highlights…
Spur of the moment Garrett Collins game with Harrison Ford movies.
Garrett almost dies and Law pisses himself.
Kupka is the highest you’ll ever hear him about an hour in.
Chad C falls into a hole.
Ammon brings back the This Is Us reviews and it doesn’t disappoint.
Everybody gets hung up on at one point.
Law is “mean and an asshole”.
Kupka is so quiet everybody else thinks he’s left or sleeping. This happens 14 times.
Binge Party Line is born and now a thing.
It’s stupid. We also try to review a bunch of TV and movies such as The Good Doctor, Better Things, South Park, Rick and Morty, Channel Zero, Star Trek: Discovery, Survivor, The Deuce, Blade Runner 2049, Wind River, Long Shot, Gerald’s Game, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Cult of Chucky, and lots more.
0:04:47-Law, Kupka, and Garrett are here, forming one of the most unique groups to ever host a Bingecast. Ammon is running behind, of course, but what the fuck else is new? Lawlapalooza Sounder discussion Lawlapalooza dates are still TBD. Mini gamecast.
0:23.29-GOOGLE VOICE
1:03:38-TV ROUND UP. GC starts us off with The Good Doctor and 30 for 30: Tommy Morrison. Kupka has American Vandal, Ricky and Morty, Better Things, Ash vs. Evil Dead, and Bong Appetite. Circle (jerk?) back to GC with Ken Burns: Vietnam War series. Ammon’s here! THIS. IS. US. Ammon’s got Rick and Morty, South Park, and Mr. Mercedes. There’s a brief discussion about the Scientology show and then back to Ammon with The Deuce. Law brings up Channel Zero, Star Trek: Discovery, and Survivor.
2:13:38-SPONTANEOUS GC GAME
2:40:13: WHAT DID YOU WATCH? GC farts right out of the gate with Blade Runner: 2049. Law makes our ears bleed with internet sound effects as he tries to bring on Chad C. Back to GC with Gerald’s Game, which Law and Ammon weigh in on as well. They are interrupted by a bunch of fucking cocksuckers from some sort of music festival. Back to Gerald’s Game. GC revisited Interstellar, other Nolan movies, Matrix Revolutions, Big Hero 6, and some of The Stand. Ammon checked out Spider-Man: Homecoming, Cult of Chucky, and Ernest Scared Stupid. Law has Wind River, and Long Shot. Kupka wraps up the segment with Spider-Man: Homecoming, Blade Runner, Hitman’s Bodyguard, Chips, and Kingsman: Golden Circle.
This week’s instalment is Home Sweet Home, a good ol’ fashioned home invasion flick, which everyone can relate to. Sure, these movies are a dime a dozen now a days, but not all of them are effective. This one doesn’t fall flat, as it is very well done.
A man enters a home, disconnects the alarm unit, screws the windows shut, puts on a jumpsuit and mask, and simply waits for the family to come home. There isn’t anything else needed in terms of plot for this type of movie.
As date night ends for this husband and wife, they come home and plan to get down and dirty since their baby is away. There is a message on the answering machine from the local sheriff stating that he has looked into the possible trespassing report from earlier in the day, and encourages the family not to worry as it was probably nothing.
All hell breaks loose from here.
Sure the movie has its faults, like any home invasion movie does, but the fault here is minor; the woman can’t keep quiet enough to maintain a hiding place. This always happens, and it’s annoying every time.
That brings me to the killer, who is nameless, and we never see his face until the last couple minutes. There is no motive, he doesn’t want anything from the family, and he only says one sentence to them the entire time. There is also a fantastic twist at the end of this that left me asking many questions.
While the Spanish film Secuestrados (Kidnapped) is easily my top home invasion flick, this would be in second place, no question.