Where’s Ammon? We wait. Ammon shows up. We’re drunk. This is our Saturday night. We’ve come to accept this as a thing. You’re a thing.
TV is starting to heat up which brings new life to TV Round-Up. Most of the movies we review this week are horrible. Logan reviews of Logan save the day. Speaking of Logan, where dat timestamp at, son. Boom.
0:00:00- Hey.
0:01:57-Law and Moreno. Soundboard Ammon. That’s good enough. New Waiting for Ammon is hitting Patreon shortly. Or it’s already there. It probably is. Patreon has a ton of exclusive shit that you probably want to get in on. Independence Day 2 commentary maybe? Will Bill Pullman suck his own dick in that movie?
Come on Bill, do it for the world!! Battleship Mushroom trip revisited. Alien Retrospectives (Podcast Round Up) are going to be the shit. Indy is done. How does AlyMore feel about the Alien flicks without letting out too much? Why doesn’t that Mexican asshole get hard for movie releases anymore?
0:38:29- GOOGLE VOICE. New Law drop within. 25 hours to get Ammon online. Jesus fuck.
1:12:52-TV ROUND UP. Ammon and Moreno yell at Law for his “filler” opinion. Speaking of which, Better Call Saul is up first, followed by Fargo. Law began The Leftovers Season 3. Veep has returned. Moreno is keeping tabs on John Oliver. Survivor has to be discussed, I guess. But some big shit did go down. Law watched a Casey Anthony documentary.
2:08:03-MOVIE HOMEWORK: Dirty Work
2:33:30-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon begins the segment with The Bye Bye Man and The Great Wall. Then, prepare your earholes for a Logan review of Logan, YA FUCKING DICKS!! R Rated superhero movies should be a thing. Moreno watched Alien and Aliens.
THAT’S IT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS! I’M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING REDD’S. GODDAMNIT.
With Moreno drinking himself to another pay stub, Valley, Ammon, and Law bring all their afflictions and booze to a drunken round-table discussion of everything from xXx to Darby O’Gill. I don’t even know what I just typed.
Here’s a timestamp for you to follow along. Or skip to the nudes scenes. Or whatever.
0:00:00-Shut up. Hit Play.
0:03:36-Smash. Law. As soon as they started man on man fucking I was just in. What? Bostonpalooza is this weekend! WHAAAAAAA?! Jack talks about meeting “The Boss.” Kareem Abdul Jabbar? Okay. What the hell has Valley done to himself? Besides jerking off into oblivion? Ammon should be on at some point. Basketball. Support Cradley Booper’s kickstater! Binge GameCast. Go review Binge Media on Itunes!! Ammon dropped the fucking ball on this is us.
0:40:34-TV ROUND UP. More This is Us shit, even though there’s no actual show to recap/review. The Bachelor wrapped up. This is Us circles around again. Falvey jizzes all over Legion, and Ammon is right there with them. Episode IV “revisited” Twin Peaks. 24: Legacy is still not bad. Law talks about Survivor. Who gives a shit? Workaholics has finished its run. Always Sunny Season 12 is done. Walking Dead is fucking garbage. Crashing. Girls. Where does Law stand on Billions? Big Little Lies. Twin Peaks.
1:26:33-MOVIE HOMEWORK: Trainspotting.
1:48:39-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Valley begins with a revisit of Rogue One, and Kong: Skull Island. Law saw Logan. Ammon apparently wanted to watch movies with long ass titles-I Don’t Feel at Home in this World Anymore, Darby O’Gill and the Little People (leads to Leprechaun movie research), and XXX: The Return of Xander Cage.
2:34:00-GOOGLE VOICE.
Check out Facebook for Boston shit. Until then, go fuck yourselves.
Adam Bunch from the Bunch: Bagged and Boarded podcast joins Batch this week for some deep in the paint comic talk.
Supersons is awesome even though Damian Wayne is a dick, Thor looks like he’s going to get his hammer back in time for the new movie and what happened at the end of The Clone Conspiracy?
The latest goings on in Flash, Supergirl, Legends and Arrow are recapped, the casting news on the new X-Men universe TV show, as well as the epic teaser to Deadpool 2 that got dropped on comic fandom. And is this truly the last time we will see Hugh Jackman as Wolverine and is he ever gonna put on that damn yellow spandex?
Logan, the new X-Men film directed by James Mangold, has engendered some controversy with one Garrett Collins. He gives the film a 4 on 10. Why, you ask? We’re not sure, but Valley called the man in to defend his opinion and, hopefully, give a little clarity as to why he forgot that there were titties in this movie. It’s not PC, but it is GC. Gross. Download now for the boys thoughts on the flick and be sure to let us know your thoughts below!
0:02:03-Law and Moreno and Valley. Good shit. It’s cold out there in Rhode Island. Old School Voicemail. Goovey Awards discussed a bit. Binge Aftertaste: Indiana Jones coming your way this Friday. Hold onto your potatoes! March 12th for BMFMLMLBMPMCTM picks! You get it. 12 pm CST! That’s cocksucking time. Video games. Patreon stuff. Exclusive content. More Goovey stuff. “I Love Him.”
0:38:32 -Sounder for Randy Rivet!
0:45:35-GOOGLE VOICE. Some Logan (movie) talk and Oscar stuff sprinkled in there.
2:11:29-TV ROUND UP. Moreno has got one-Legion. Jack gives his thoughts on a 30 for 30, which is an ’85 Bears Documentary. Tangents. Law is deep into comedies with Always Sunny, Workaholics, Man Seeking Woman, Crashing, Last Week Tonight, and Girls. He presses on with Billions and Big Little Lies. Walking Dead? Fuck.
2:58:22– WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Reminiscing about an episode with drunk ass Ammon way back when starts off the segment. Jack begins with Get Out and Logan. Ammon shows up towards the end of the Logan review and talks about why he’s looking so dapper (check the Binge Media facebook page). Moreno saw I Don’t Feel at Home in this World Anymore (which Law also happened to see). Ammon takes the mic with Hidden Figures, Lion, Passengers, The Lego Batman Movie, and switches to TV with Legion, 24: Legacy, Taboo, The Bachelor, This is Us. He also rewatched The Matrix.
This column will introduce you to the most popular movies that are coming out in theaters this weekend and why you should go see them.
What movie will you see this weekend?
Logan
Reasons to see this:
Nope. This is not about the great Logan James that we know and love. This is about the Wolverine, that we know and love. Logan takes place in the near future, where he must care for Professor X while saving a young mutant from evil forces. Sounds like he has his claws full. Ba-dum-tss. Starring in this comic book action flick are Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Stephen Merchant, Doris Morgado (2 Guns), Dafne Keen, and more. James Mangold is the director of this flick. Mangold’s last four directorial films were Knight and Day, 3:10 to Yuma, Walk the Line, and Identity. Now go ask Logan if he wants to see Logan this weekend.
The Shack
Reasons to see this
Drink every time you read “the shack”. The Shack is about a grieving man who receives an invitation to meet with God at a place called The Shack. Starring in The Shack are Sam Worthington, Octavia Spencer, Tim McGraw (who wrote a song for The Shack soundtrack, Radha Mitchell (Silent Hill), and more. The director of The Shack is Stuart Hazeldine. Hazeldine wrote and directed the movie Exam. Don’t shack up in your place this weekend. Get out to the theater to see…..The Shack.
Table 19
Reasons to see this:
An ex-maid of honor attends a wedding, even after being dumped by the best man. However, she is seated with random guests at Table 19. Starring in this dramedy are Anna Kendrick, Lisa Kudrow, Amanda Crew (Silicon Valley), Stephen Merchant, Craig Robinson, Tony Revolori (The PROTEJAAAY from The Grand “Pudabest” Hotel), and more. Jeffrey Blitz is the director of this wedding flick. Blitz has directed episodes of The Office (US), Rocket Science, and the documentary Spellbound. Not invited to any weddings this weekend? Then go see Table 19 in theaters.
I ususally wake up Sunday afternoon and wonder why in the hell I went to bed at 5:00 AM. Then I look at my notes from the previous night’s BingeCast recording and things start to make sense. This gem for instance…..
“Google Voice – Darth Vader’s dick, spent way too long talking about this.”
There’s three or four of these type of conversations within this episode because we can’t stop talking with our drunk lips.
Garrett pops in to review LOGAN.
Google Voice is packed with yelling.
TV Round-Up works through This Is Us, The Bachelor, 24 Legacy, Taboo, Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath, Schitt’s Creek
The Garrett Collins Oscar Game turns into another classic for the ages.
What Did You Watch stumbles around BAD SANTA 2, FENCES, THE MAGNIFICENT 7, THE FOUNDER, MANCHESTER BY THE SEA, ALLIED.
Then we tease our review of the first time Ammon ever recorded with us on the old site. For next time.
Have fun trying to finish this one in one sitting.
Logan gets his ass to Chicago and sits in with Moreno, Kupka, and Law as they take a look at the week in film, television, books, and being cocksuckers. Fun game to play as you listen this week. I set the over-under on the amount of times Logan says “ultimately” at 12. Try to guess if he goes over or under. Here’s Logan’s live timestamp to prove he was there. I still don’t believe him.
0:00:00 I was drunk while live timestamping so this will be fun.
01:23:00-Moreno. Kupka. Logan? Yup, that higher voiced motherfucker is here too. Is that speaking in third person? Will Law get pissed? Fuck off Law. Don’t care. Does Kupka like the Binge Media page or not?
0:14:38-GOOGLE VOICE.
0:55:18-LITERALLY LITERARY. Logan talks Marvel: The Untold Story. Kupka chats about Lullaby by Chuck Pahlanik, and then Moreno discusses Survivor by the same author.
1:06:00-TV ROUND UP! Law and Logan fife over Game of Thrones. Law continues with The Night of. Kupka brings up Veep and Silicon Valley. Logan started watching Parks and Rec. Kupka goes on about Bob Ross because he’s going to record a Wake and Bake with Jack Valley.
1:42:36-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Law and Logan discuss Finding Dory. Logan revisited Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Kupka checked out Lemmy, Central Intelligence, Band Called Death, and revisited The Matrix Trilogy along with with 10 Cloverfield Lane. Law saw Popstar, Vigilante Diaries, and Term Life. Demolition. I don’t know what happened after that. Fuck.