The boys get attacked by a trio of Screeners and barely make it out alive to review some new TV, answer a couple voicemails, and celebrate their 8th anniversary of the site.
00:00:00 Intro
00:14:30 What You Missed This Week on the Binge Media Podcast Network
00:25:41 GOOGLE VOICE (Part 1)
00:26:38 Alex asks about favorite Godfather characters
00:29:31 The Duke answers Warren’s question about entertainment traditions
00:35:11 TV ROUNDUP
00:37:36 Godfather of Harlem (Alyx)
00:44:52 Mare of Easttown (Law)
00:47:17 Invincible (Law)
00:48:34 Handmaid’s Tale (Law)
00:53:43 ATTACK OF THE SCREENERS
00:57:40 The Water Man (Alyx, Law, Pete)
01:09:35 The Virtuoso (Alyx, Law, Pete) [bonus review: The Father (Law)]
The boys deal with another screener while answering voicemails, watching all the TV, and discovering the history of two classic drops (a preview of a future Full Binge).
Speaking of the Full Binge, head over to Patreon.com/bingemedia and sign up for access to our full content including exclusive weekly shows, monthly happy hour gatherings, drink recipes, and a Lawlapalooza shot glass. This week we recorded a commentary for Godzilla vs. Kong and it got stupid pretty early.
The boys have mixed feelings about Godzilla vs. Kong, check out a couple new TV shows (Made for Love & Invincible), and enjoy another wonderful screener (Honeydew).
Dark Star Pictures and Bloody Disgusting will release the rural horror film HONEYDEW on VOD, Digital HD and DVD on April 13, 2021.
Stay tuned for the Full Binge where the boys put director, Doug Liman on trial in the return of Movie Jail. To sign up for the Full Binge and lots of extras head over to patreon.com/bingemedia and sign up for $5 a month.
Batch and Logan reunite to discuss an ass ton of content. The boys break down the first five episodes of Deadly Class on Syfy. Then, the very first appearance of Google Voice: Small Screen Heroes edition! Following that, both talk comic books-reading and news. Then tv news. Batch gives his thoughts on Doom Patrol before the two conclude with a conversation about the recently dropped Netflix Show The Umbrella Academy.
Lots of geeky shit, basically. You surprised? Don’t be. If you are though, you’re in the wrong place, cocksucker.
Merry Super Bowl everyone! Tom and Pete record a sport commentary for Invincible. Find out what Tom thought about this movie, being that he just watched it prior to recording. Also, find out what little information Pete knows about football and this upcoming Super Bowl. Enjoy!
The moment we have all been waiting a decade for is here and Avengers Infinity War is out and tearing up the box office. In this episode, Batch and Logan give their own spoiler-filled review of the film and their favorite moments but also trace back and relate how the original Infinity Gauntlet mini-series has influenced the film. We speculate how Avengers 4 will fix everything by introducing characters from the books not yet seen in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
The boys also discuss the Venom trailer, Logan gives an Invincible update and much more.
Black Panther is dominating at the box office, so its time for Batch and Logan to give it a review. Batch drops some knowledge like only he can on Black Panther, Killmonger and Klaws comic back history and how it relates to their movie counterparts.
Now that Robert Kirkman’s comic Invincible is over and done, we here at Small Screen Heroes have decided to review the book over the next few episodes. In this episode, we cover issues 1-13. Spoilers ahoy.
And finally, we review a little film called Another wolfcop, a sequel to Wolfcop. This Canadian grindhouse film is a must see and Logan and Batch tell you why this alcoholic asshole, werewolf police officer is the superhero the world needs in this dark time.
Denny Luis makes his return to the program as Batch gets the Montreal madman up to date on Civil War 2. We then cover new releases from Marvel and DC for the week, also break down our favorite Spider Man memories from our youth. This leads us to try to make sense why comic editors like to break up popular comic book couples. Lastly the Suicide Squad new series kicks ass and we are going to tell you why.. all this and much more….
Book of the week is Invincible. Robert Kirkman is wrapping up one of the best series of the decade and we are sad to see it go. if you haven’t read it get on it. you can thank us later.
You’d think with me putting up a poster that size that I would be somehow compensated for plugging Million Dollar Arm, the latest sports movie from Disney. Unfortunately for me, and my bank account, that is not the case. As per usual, at some point I will end up giving Disney more of my money. I have twin three year old daughters, so Disney’s gotten plenty of it. But sappy movies like these get me every time and I’m sure this one will do the same. If my count is correct, this film marks the 57th time that the Mickey Mouse folks have dipped into the sports genre. From the old Herbie movies (yes, I also have to count that piece of shit that Lindsay Lohan was in) to The Mighty Ducks franchise (EMILIO!) to The Game Plan (if you’re a father who has daughters, that movie gets you a little bit, even if it is The Rock), Disney has covered most of the major sports in the world. They’ve even done so without the use of Kevin Costner, who I’m legally obligated to bring up when I talk about sports movies. But don’t worry, he’s set to star in McFarland, set to release later this year. But before that, we’ve got Don Draper. You may know him as Jon Hamm. Set to be released next Friday, Hamm stars in this movie as J.B. Bernstein, a sports agent looking to make a splash by bringing in baseball talent from an untapped part of the world, India. How does he plan to do this? By setting up a reality show called……..you guessed it, Million Dollar Arm. Throw in one of the guys from Slumdog Millionaire AND Bill Paxton. SOLD! Honestly, this movie does look pretty good and I’m always up for a good baseball flick.
But this did get me to thinking. How will this movie stack up against my all-time favorites? Disney has actually released some very solid sports movies over the years, so here’s what I’ll do. Below, I’m going to give you my top five, and a little bit about the movie and why I like it. Then, once again, I’d like to get you involved. I’ll put mine into a poll and let you vote on them, along with an “Other” option as well, just in case your favorite doesn’t match up with one of mine. You can vote until next Thursday. Then, I’ll give the winner the full Binge Media Revisit treatment. But seriously, if you write in Herbie Fully Loaded, I will find out who you are and have you banned from the site. No…seriously….don’t fucking do it.
5. COOL RUNNINGS
How many times in your life have you talked about this movie? It could be one or one hundred, but you know that every time you say it, you say it with a Jamaican accent, or attempt to anyway. And how could you not talk about this movie? It’s about a bobsled team from Jamaica for God’s sake. While much of the film is fictionalized, the story is real and quite amazing, and the final scene where they carry their sled across the finish line is actually pretty awesome. Added to the mix is the late, great John Candy. Picturing John Candy doing anything athletic is enough to make you laugh.
4. INVINCIBLE
Invincible tells the story of Vince Papale, a down on his luck bartender from South Philly, played by Marky Mark Wahlberg. After his funky bunch of friends convince him to attend the open tryout for the Philadelphia Eagles, the story follows his journey at the tryout and his relationship with coach Dick Vermeil, played by Greg Kinnear. Wouldn’t you know it? He makes the team and scores a touchdown in a game against the hated New York Giants. There are a lot of good subplots in this film, one that involves Elizabeth Banks, which I’m always okay with, as well as Papale’s relationships with his friends and his father. The only thing that I wish were real would be a story about another team. I hate the fucking Eagles, man. But the movie still cracks the top five.
3. THE ROOKIE
Perhaps the most emotional movie on this list, The Rookie stars Dennis Quaid as Jimmy Morris, a Texas high school teacher and baseball coach. After making a deal with his team that he would try out for the major leagues if they won the title (which they do), Morris’ dream of pitching in the show becomes a reality in a very heartwarming tale of love, baseball, fathers and sons, and hope.
2. REMEMBER THE TITANS
I honestly flipped a coin between this and The Rookie for the number two spot on this list. This is one that if I come across it on a lazy Sunday afternoon, I’ll watch it to the end. It stars Denzel Washington as football coach Herman Boone in 1970s Virginia as two schools merge, bringing in the black and white aspect. How will the coaches get along? How will the players get along? Spoiler alert: It all turns out okay. Well, except for Gary. Poor bastard. But I will tell you, watching this movie is like watching an old episode of Who’s the Boss?, as you just feel bad for thinking the things you do about the little girl because you know what she grows up to be. But really, the little girl in this movie is Hayden Panettiere and because I’m such a nice guy, here’s a bonus pic.
If only she weren’t engaged to that Russian. And speaking of Russians (kick-ass segue)…….
1. MIRACLE
“Do you believe in miracles?” The best call in sports history from the great Al Michaels pretty much says it all. Miracle tells the story of the 1980 U.S. hockey team as they journey towards their epic matchup with a seemingly unbeatable Russian squad. And it’s got Kurt Russell as coach Herb Brooks, which only makes it better.
So there you have it. Now it’s your turn. You have until Thursday, May 15th at 3 p.m. to cast your vote and make sure to tell your friends about it. If you feel the need to defend your choice, use the comments section below or tweet @THElukenorris and make sure to check back at the end of next week to find out the winner.
