Law, Kupka, Jack, and Ammon geek out with their thoughts on Ready Player One and review a hundred or so other TV shows and movies while answering some quality voicemail questions, debuting new sounders, and drinking for Jeebus.
In what might be the longest show we’ve ever recorded, Pete MC, TM, Ammon, and Law play three separate game shows (Keanu or Not Keanu, Quote Whores, and The Moreno Game), answer all the voicemail, review twenty hundred movies, and get into a sounder war every eight seconds.
0:00:00-Settle your butt down. It’s gonna be a long show.
0:01:59-Law sets the stage. Ammon’s late. PeteMC and TM are in the houssseeeeeee! -airhorn- Look at these rock stars, showing up. How’s the Sportscast doing? Blackmail. So racist. TM has a sounder ready but not really. Fucking fuck, guy. PeteMC has gifts. Of course he does. Gamecast is bullying Jim Law. So many games on the show tonight! Keanu or Not Keanu has returned! Quote Whores maybe? AND THE MORENO GAME?! Holy shitballs!!
0:16:14– GOOGLE VOICE. Ammon shows up near the end of the segment. Mini trailer round up. Justice League voting on FB group page. It’s over now. Ya fuck.
1:21:36-THE MORENO GAME.
1:45:55-TV ROUND UP. TM starts off with SMILF, which Law is also watching. He’s also sticking with The Deuce. Scientology. Vice Principals is done? TM’s additionally checking out Big Mouth (Pete’s not. Leads to a Last Man on Earth convo), Curb your Enthusiasm, and Hell’s Kitchen. Pete talks The Challenge: Champs vs. Stars and how he has a cousin on the show. He also started The Punisher (same with Law). Law and Ammon discuss Mindhunter. Ammon wrapped up Stranger Things Season 2. THIS. IS. US. WALKING DEAD.
2:50:03-QUOTE WHORES
3:11:14-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Nick Cage round up with The Humanity Bureau. Ammon has Wind River, Thor: Ragnarok, The Babysitter, and Brawl in Cell Block 99. Pete’s got Murder on the Orient Express, Bedeviled, The Wall, Logan Lucky (which TM also saw), Jim and Andy: The Great Beyond With a Very Special, Contractually Obligated Mention of Tony Clifton (whole fucking title, for real. TM saw this as well). And then the big one-Justice League.
4:17:06-Pete sadly has to depart. The Moreno game continues on without him. Oh wait, Pete’s back? Cool! Back to the Moreno game.
4:38:27-RAPID FIRE KEANU OR NOT KEANU GAME WITH SOUNDER!!
It’s always great writing these articles when you can’t remember a single thing that happened the night before. I have notes I wrote down that say things like “5th Sense” or “Strange” or “Not Keanu” and have no idea what I’m doing. Thank God TimeStamp guy sometimes gets his shit done before Tuesday.
0:00:00-What the fuck is happening right now? Obviously, it’s the Bingecast.
0:02:04-Moreno and a fuck ton of other peeps. That are only drops. PeteMc is here though, for real, and for sho. Pete bailed on Good Times Palooza. Such a cocksucker. What the fuck is Law up to right now? Thoughts on Pantry Ammon. Emo Kev has been working hard, looking for those drops. He’s also been looking for that duhick. What? Better Call Binge perks! Michelle and Pete are working their asses off to make a quality piece of entertainment for you folks. The boys talk about the shit on the show tonight.
0:14:00-GOOGLE VOICE. Law shows up during the proceedings. Ammon too. Goddamnit. (Also in regards to Eric B at 1:22:40 and his review of The Incredibles 💔💔💔💔).
1:58:01-TV ROUND UP -Law’s 🎶Tap Out round up.🎶 He’s dropping Vice Principals and The Deuce (ew). He’s still devoted to Rick and Morty, South Park, Episodes, Ultimate Fighter (what the fuck) and Survivor. Given up on Scientology. The show, not the religion. He’s up to date on Curb. Done with Ray Donovan. Stranger Things 2. Scientology. Pete’s done with Channel Zero. He talks Slasher. NO THIS IS US UPDATE?! Law has got a Walking Dead update though!
2:35:41-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Pete started Valerian, which leads into a new game called “Keanu or not Keanu?” since Dane DeHaan sounds a fuck ton like Keanu. Pete also watched Score: A Film Music Documentary. Law saw Thor: Ragnarok. Ammon rewatched Scream, The Sixth Sense, Creepshow, and checked out The Dark Tower, which Moreno and Pete also got to. Alyx and Pete both watched Jungle. Alyx talks about a game he thought up. And then they talk about new releases.
And then the show ends. And then you can go fuck yourself.
It’s the annual Binge Halloween Bash and Law can think of no better way to celebrate than to bring on his favorite person in the world, Nate P. The two lovebirds catch up, discuss Haloween differences in the land of the Brits, recall some nightmares and then review THOR: RAGNAROK. Soon though, the evil duo of Moreno and Ammon join the party and everything goes to shit.
More reviews happen, Google Voice scares everybody, and a spooky version of Quote Whores sends everybody screaming into the night for surprise poops.
Garrett Collins swings by real quick to discuss THOR: RAGNAROK, play the Jeff Goldblum edition of The GC Game, and face the aftermath of The Vurp head-on. And then he’s gone…. while Jack, Law, and Moreno try to pick up the pieces and mend their broken hearts. They do this by drinking heavily and reviewing 40 movies and/or television shows. Google Voice is in there too, and a review from Law’s kids for GEOSTORM. All-in-all, should be a pretty good start to your shitty week. Preeeetty, preetty good.
0:02:00-Law, AlyxMoreno, Garrett, and Jack. Whooaaaaa! Brief video insight into GC’s living space before he shuts down the feed. What a cocktease. The vurp needs to be discussed since the man who delivered it is now present in the mix. Vurp remix played, followed by a new remix by the one and only PeteMC. New drop too! Thor: Ragnacock (what) review on the way!
0:18:39-GARRETT COLLINS GAME: JEFF GOLDBLUM EDITION
0:33:00-GOOGLE VOICE
1:17:26-WHAT DID YOU WATCH: GC’ S CORNER. The poonslayer starts off with the biggie in Thor: Ragnarok (he gives it a Thor on 10) and then shifts to Happy Death Day, The Cell, and a revisit of Wonder Woman. Bar shit. 4 on 10 bolts. More Vurp talk.
1:49:50– Law gives a rundown of his gaming life lately. He also gets recommendations hurled at him. That South Park game. Chipmunk vurp!!
2:01:09-WHAT DID YOU WATCH: CONTINUED. Alyx starts off with Brawl In Cell Block 99, which Jack also saw. Netflix’s 1922, which is yet another Stephen King adaptation. Alyx TRIED Geostorm. He recaps the disaster movie…disaster. Law’s kids saw that Geostorm movie too! They review that shit. Law Sr. rounds out the Geostorm reviews. Jack’s got Wheelman, an ILM doc, the Spielberg doc, Longshot, 24 x 36, Dangerous Days: The Making of Blade Runner, and Blade Runner 2049. That Jack Valley. What a docsucker.
2:58:07-TV ROUND UP. Law and Jack wrapped up Mr. Mercedes. Alyx talks Mindhunter, The Deuce, and Scientology. Jack finally watched Channel Zero. He also caught The Disappearance of Natalee Holloway and Curb your Enthusiasm.
And that about does it. Submit your fucking cocksucking costumes for the Binge contest!
Pete MC joins the VurpCast just in time to tell us his tales of sport, pickles, and why he hates Star Wars now. Law and Moreno stare at his voice like that one chick in Raiders of the Last Ark that wrote “eat me” on her eyelids…… or something like that. SPORT!
0:04:31-Law, Moreno, and some cocksucker named PeteMC. That’s the facts, Jack. Valley. What? No, he’s not on this show. Basketball shit. Sport. How does Pete prepare for being on the Berggggeeeecast? Everybody watched some shit. There’s some soundasss on the way. Drops. Quote whores is also happenin. What are people drankin. Law is going to get his arcade on, y’all! Ammon’s off pitching a tent. Gross. What has Pete been fucking doing? New quick soundaaaa. New remix. Vurp. Star Wars: The Last Jedi has a new trailer, so who watched it?
0:42:31-GOOGLE VOICE starting with a brand new soundaaa!!
1:31:02-PeteMC has some pizzamc and sends the boys his infamous baseball card. More sport.
1:36:03-TV ROUND UP (New soundaaaas to introduce this shit). Law watched shit. Well he watched Survivor. So I guess that’s sort of important. Black Sheep discussion because why not? PeteMC fires through shows to see what Law has actually watched. He talks Scientology. Law asks him about Long Shot. Back to Curb your Enthusiasm, South Park, Channel Zero, and The Disappearance of Natalee Holloway. Alyx takes the mic to discuss Schitt’s Creek and The Deuce.
2:13:12-QUOTE WHORES
2:38:01-WHAT DID YOU WATCH. As if it isn’t clear at this point, there are new soundaas for this segment. Pete starts it up with Spielberg and Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Tangent about watching shit on cable. Video games. Basement Law. Back to PeteMC with Battle of the Sexes and The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected). Alyx checked out American Made (Pete too). Bingeviews rating system. Jesus fucking Christ. Scientology. White Boy Rick. #babarick. PeteMC can’t say much beyond the title of the movie. Blade Runner 2049. Law and Pete watched Phantasm. Law also watched The Babysitter and Brawl in Cell Block 99.
It’s been a while since one of these shows just seems to get away from us and complete chaos ensues, but that’s exactly what happens when you get Law, Kupka, Garrett, and Ammon together with a live phone-in from Moreno, Chad C, and Matches. It’s utterly ridiculous.
Here’s some highlights…
Spur of the moment Garrett Collins game with Harrison Ford movies.
Garrett almost dies and Law pisses himself.
Kupka is the highest you’ll ever hear him about an hour in.
Chad C falls into a hole.
Ammon brings back the This Is Us reviews and it doesn’t disappoint.
Everybody gets hung up on at one point.
Law is “mean and an asshole”.
Kupka is so quiet everybody else thinks he’s left or sleeping. This happens 14 times.
Binge Party Line is born and now a thing.
It’s stupid. We also try to review a bunch of TV and movies such as The Good Doctor, Better Things, South Park, Rick and Morty, Channel Zero, Star Trek: Discovery, Survivor, The Deuce, Blade Runner 2049, Wind River, Long Shot, Gerald’s Game, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Cult of Chucky, and lots more.
0:04:47-Law, Kupka, and Garrett are here, forming one of the most unique groups to ever host a Bingecast. Ammon is running behind, of course, but what the fuck else is new? Lawlapalooza Sounder discussion Lawlapalooza dates are still TBD. Mini gamecast.
0:23.29-GOOGLE VOICE
1:03:38-TV ROUND UP. GC starts us off with The Good Doctor and 30 for 30: Tommy Morrison. Kupka has American Vandal, Ricky and Morty, Better Things, Ash vs. Evil Dead, and Bong Appetite. Circle (jerk?) back to GC with Ken Burns: Vietnam War series. Ammon’s here! THIS. IS. US. Ammon’s got Rick and Morty, South Park, and Mr. Mercedes. There’s a brief discussion about the Scientology show and then back to Ammon with The Deuce. Law brings up Channel Zero, Star Trek: Discovery, and Survivor.
2:13:38-SPONTANEOUS GC GAME
2:40:13: WHAT DID YOU WATCH? GC farts right out of the gate with Blade Runner: 2049. Law makes our ears bleed with internet sound effects as he tries to bring on Chad C. Back to GC with Gerald’s Game, which Law and Ammon weigh in on as well. They are interrupted by a bunch of fucking cocksuckers from some sort of music festival. Back to Gerald’s Game. GC revisited Interstellar, other Nolan movies, Matrix Revolutions, Big Hero 6, and some of The Stand. Ammon checked out Spider-Man: Homecoming, Cult of Chucky, and Ernest Scared Stupid. Law has Wind River, and Long Shot. Kupka wraps up the segment with Spider-Man: Homecoming, Blade Runner, Hitman’s Bodyguard, Chips, and Kingsman: Golden Circle.
Falvey, Law, and Ammon cover everything in this week’s show. From douchebag online movie journalists to what movies are good for a kindergarten screening. It’s weird, you’re weird, we got it.
0:01:45-Law and Falvey are here to get things rollin. Ammon is bringing some Quote Whores with him later on. Not only are they audio quotes, but there’s also a new Sounder courtesy of TM. Irishmen hype. Alamo Drafthouse/ Devin Faraci/Harry Knowles/pieces of shit news.
0:18:04-LITERARY LITERALLY. Law listened to two books in the Chaos Walking series, and The Disaster Artist, which he heavily details in connection to The Room. Jack brings up The Dark Tower
0:41:06-GOOGLE VOICE. Ammon shows up as the segment concludes.
0:57:00-Law has some XBOX questions for Johnny Cupcakes. Mini GameCast. DJ GC.
1:26:43-TV ROUND UP. Survivor Pool is a thing. Valley checked out American Vandal (Ammon did as well), Scientology, South Park, Rick and Morty, The Orville, Laci Peterson, Gone: Forgotten Women of Ohio, and Mr. Mercedes, which is discussed across the board. Ammon has Channel Zero: No-End House. Law discusses Vice Principals, The Sinner, Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dream, and The Deuce.
2:15:46-QUOTE WHORES with New Sounder!
2:36:36-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Law starts us off with a brief The Room recap,A Ghost Story (which Jack checked out as well), Leatherface, and Killing Gunther (which Ammon viewed). Ammon has a lil retro with ParaNorman. Ammon talks Halloween decorations. Then Jack talks Kingsman: The Golden Circle, The Big Sick, and Mother!
First thing’s first – be warned that around 1:36:30 the audio goes a little nutty and Law’s voice is about 3-4 seconds ahead of Pete and Ammon’s. I tried to edit it as best I could without losing any of the conversation but for about a half hour things are a little confusing. It gets back on track after the pee break 2:11:22.
Anyhoo, Pete and Ammon join Law to discuss everything from TM and Kari’s wedding to the giant bully at Chrysler who dick-shames Law every night. There’s also reviews of IT, THE BIG SICK, GHOST HOUSE, DEATH NOTE, THE HERO, Mr. Mercedes, American Horror Story, Preacher, and lots more.
0:00:00-Shoes and Farts
0:04:20– Look at that time to the left. How ironic that the boys (Law and PeteMC) are waiting for that high life motherfucker. Audio problems. TM AND KARI TM ARE FUCKING WED! Congrats you two. How did the big day go down? Pete lets us in on the magic. Gross. Law has a wedding story. Movies on houses. What are people drinking? What’s Law life like now? Ammon finally shows up you cocksuckers. Everything that Pete discussed with Law about the wedding Ammon asks about so it is talked about for a second time. Jesus Christ. Revisiting Pete’s gig on a kid’s tv show.
0:28:52-GOOGLE VOICE (Live Sounder opening!)
1:14:05-TV ROUND UP. Mr. MC starts off the segment with The Murder of Laci Peterson, Preacher, Gone: The Forgotten Women of Ohio, and Scientology (audio problems begin around here, as the voices don’t sync up with the actual discussion). Ammon discusses American Horror Story: Cultand Mr. Mercedes. Law fucked up on The Sinner, then moves onto Rick and Morty. Anticipated Fall 2017 TV Shows. Bubba.
2:11:33-NEW PETEMC SOUNDER!
2:14:51-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? After a beautiful live Sounder from PeteMC and an AlyxMoreno name discussion, PeteMC starts us off with Death Note, Ghost and House. Law checked out The Hero, The Big Sick, and then him and Ammon tag team on It.