I ususally wake up Sunday afternoon and wonder why in the hell I went to bed at 5:00 AM. Then I look at my notes from the previous night’s BingeCast recording and things start to make sense. This gem for instance…..
“Google Voice – Darth Vader’s dick, spent way too long talking about this.”
There’s three or four of these type of conversations within this episode because we can’t stop talking with our drunk lips.
Garrett pops in to review LOGAN.
Google Voice is packed with yelling.
TV Round-Up works through This Is Us, The Bachelor, 24 Legacy, Taboo, Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath, Schitt’s Creek
The Garrett Collins Oscar Game turns into another classic for the ages.
What Did You Watch stumbles around BAD SANTA 2, FENCES, THE MAGNIFICENT 7, THE FOUNDER, MANCHESTER BY THE SEA, ALLIED.
Then we tease our review of the first time Ammon ever recorded with us on the old site. For next time.
Have fun trying to finish this one in one sitting.
Mexi-AIDS has taken one of our own so Ammon, Jack, and Law come together to honor the fallen by getting drunk and yelling about things that don’t matter in life.
Google Voice is pretty sad this week as we have only one call. It is, however, a new celebrity that yells at Ammon and then immediately apologizes.
We kick off the celebration of a new President by playing the Fake POTUS Championship, where we take 16 fictional movie presidents and make them go head-to-head until there’s only one left standing.
TV Round-Up explores the likes of Homeland, It’s Always Sunny, Man Seeking Woman, The Affair, The Bachelor, Workaholics, The Young Pope, Scientology: The Aftermath.
Movie Homework gets deep with the xXx. It’s super gross.
Finally, What Did You Watch has lots of shit talk about FENCES, MOONLIGHT, SILENCE, JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK, PATRIOT’S DAY, GLADIATOR, and a massive fight over LA LA LAND.
This column will introduce you to the most popular movies that are coming out in theaters this weekend and why you should go see them. Which one will you see?
Assassin’s Creed
Reasons to see this:
Based on the popular video game, Assassin’s Creed tells the story of Callum Lynch, a descendant of Assassins who eventually gains those skills. Starring in this action packed video game adaptation are Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Jeremy Irons, Brendan Gleeson, and more. Justin Kurzel directs, who has worked with Fassbender before in Macbeth. If you’re a fan of the game, then go check out Michael Fassassin’s Creed this weekend.
Fences (Dec 25th)
Reasons to see this:
Denzel Washington and Viola Davis play Troy and Rose Maxson, an African-American couple trying to raise a family while dealing with race issues in the 1950’s. Denzel is also the director of this flick. Denzel has directed Antwone Fisher, The Great Debaters, and an episode of Grey’s Anatomy. Is your car snowed in? Well, run through backyards and jump over Fences and see this flick.
Passengers
Reasons to see this:
This sci-fi action romance drama is about 2 passengers that wake up from their sleep chambers 90 years to early in a spacecraft that is transporting thousands of people to a colonized planet. Got it? Cool. Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence play the awoken passengers. Other cast members include, Michael Sheen, Laurence Fishburne, Andy Garcia, and more. More? How are there more? Anyway, directing we have Morten Tyldum. Tyldum is most noted for directing The Imitation Game. Is your car still snowed in? Then be a Passenger in an Uber this weekend.
Silence (limited release)
Reasons to see this:
Silence is about 2 priests who face persecution when they travel to Japan to look for their mentor and propagate Catholicism. The leads in this picture are Andrew Garfield, Adam Driver, and Liam Neeson. Martin Scorsese co-writes and directs this heavy drama. Scorsese’s last 4 directorial films are The Wolf of Wall Street, Hugo, Shutter Island, and The Departed. If you go to theater this weekend, don’t forget to turn off your phones and refrain from talking. Silence!!!!!!
Sing
Reasons to see this:
This animated feature is about a local theater trying to restore its luster by hosting the greatest singing competition ever. Lending their voices are Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, Seth MacFarlane, Scarlette Johansson, John C. Reilly, and many more. Christophe Lourdelet and Garth Jennings are the directors of Sing. Jennings has directed The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Son of Rambow. Go check out Sing this weekend.
Why Him? (Dec 25th)
Reasons to see this:
Why Him? I’ll tell you why. James Franco plays a Internet billionaire who is about to pop the question to his girlfriend. However, her father does not approve. Also starring in this comedy are Zoey Deutch (Dirty Grandpa), Byran Cranston, Megan Mullally, Cedric the Entertainer, and more. Directing this laugh at loud comedy is John Hamburg, who has directed I Love You, Man. See this film this weekend.