It’s the return of the 4 hour show with The Winstons!
A couple of us saw A Star is Born (got Gaggs?). The Endless, American Animals, Slice, Hotel Artemis, and Netflix’s documentary on Quincy Jones is reviewed. Some asshole named Ammon reviews Mandy during Google Voice. Channel Zero is good. Mayans (Youans) is compared to Animal Kingdom, Ozark and Jason Bateman get shit on, and we all yell at each other because we’re drunk assholes. So just another BingeCast.
In their first team-up since the infamous VURP, Garret Collins and Jim Law try to stay focused long enough to review 500 movies while waiting for Ammon to storm in with a bunch of nonsense that he hated throughout the week. Garrett has one of his favorite films of the year, Law has two of the worst he’s seen in a long time and he’s angry about both of them, and Ammon thinks Nic Cage Round-Up is a weekly segment because that’s all he watches any more. It’s getting weird. You’re weird. Go listen and leave me alone.
0:00:00-Oh hai.
0:02:04-Jim Law and Garrett Collins are here. When was the last time these two talked? It was a pretty eventful time. What’s Garrett been up to? What the fuck is Law drinking? The Goovey Awards are coming! Ew. Is Garrett going to Lawlapalooza? Sounder Bracket! Whaaaaaaaaaa? Future Aftertaste shows.
0:18:24-GOOGLE VOICE.
0:25:48-TV ROUND UP. The boys discuss Waco. Garrett dips into American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace. Law talks Divorce. Garrett has been binging a lot of David Lynch stuff, mainly Twin Peaks. Law gives his thoughts on The End of the Fucking World and a quick movie review of The Train to Busan. GC gave up on This Is Us.
0:54:02-LITERALLY LITERARY. Garrett has got Heather the Totality. Law talks the Twin Peaks Radio Show and Ready Player One. GC has been reading The Neverending Story. Law discusses a new podcast he wants to do, and it gets followed up with some great stories from the two hosts.
1:22:01-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Spontaneous GC game (for like two movies): Wrinkle in Time, Red Sparrow, The Godfather, The Fate and the Furious, Passenger 57, Rising Sun, Drop Zone, A Straight Story, Lost Highway, and Mullohand Drive. Law breezes through The Ritual, Only the Brave, The Foreigner, Black Panther, Game Night, The Vanishing of Sydney Hall, Mute, Surbabicon, Phantom Thread, and The Florida Project. Ammon shows up. Talks Waco, Channel Zero, Jeepers Creepers 3, Inconceivable, 47 Meters Down, and Ferdinand. Law discusses how his kids are Stranger Things obsessed. Then Ammon gives a quick Woody Woodpecker review, then wraps everything up nicely with The Bachelor: Winter Games.
This week’s BingeCast is a short but mighty one. I’m fighting off a cold so Pete and Ammon pick up the slack as usual.
Google Voice has us rating our favorite genres and wondering about regrettable tattoos, but none more regrettable that a certain callers’.
In TV, we check out Channel Zero, Everything Sucks, Waco and American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace.
What Did You Watch? Yeah, we got that shit. Black Panther, Looking Glass, Phantom Thread, Ritual, Monster Project and Molly’s Game are all reviewed. Ammon and I leave Pete hanging by not finishing Looking Glass.
Drink. Burp.
0:00:00-Shut up and listen you buttfuckers.
0:01:59-Moreno and PeteMc are here. So beardy. Alyx has a request for Mr. MC. Does Pete have new stuff for Lawlapalooza 2018?! Whuuuuuuttttt? And Ammon arrives like two seconds later! What the fuck, man. This is weird. How can we get Ammon to Lawlapalooza? Black Panther review coming (ew) soon. Lot of reviews already on the Binge group. Black Panthery talk. What’s happening on Binge Media? 🎶Binge Media roundup🎶 #fonzie. Alyx showed up on Nate’s podcast (FRUK) in a crossover episode! More like a cocksover episode. What?
0:26:56-GOOGLE VOICE.
1:16:23-TV ROUND UP. Ammon has been watching the Winter Olympics like a bitch and during it he saw a Scientology commercial. He’s also got Altered Carbon and Waco. Pete goes next with Channel Zero and Everything Sucks. Alyx talks American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace.
1:44:18-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon watched part of The Looking Glass. Alyx and Pete give their thoughts on the movie too. Pete has The Ritual, the new Chris Rock standup, and The Monster Project. Moreno checked out Molly’s Game, and Phantom Thread. Pete goes for the big one with Black Panther. He also talks about his theatrical experience with this fucking flick. Movie Pass detectivery!
Pete MC and Law play catch up as they wait for Ammon to stop being a dick. Together they deliver lots of television and film reviews, get obsessed with Fonzi, find out more about Kambiz, get pissed off at This Is Us, and talk way too long about reality television. Also – Binge Brother is a thing. Watch your assholes.
0:02:05-Law and PeteMC are here. You’re welcome. #kambiz. Ammon will be showing up later, and maybe Moreno. Maybe. Pete’s cousin, Justina (who was on The Challenge: Champs vs. Pros) gets discussed. More Challenge talk. Law wants to contribute elements to Pete’s bar. What a nice asshole. What? Better Call Binge news. New site is on the way. Update from Moreno. The Cloverfield Show is in your podcast queue right now, bitch! #sport bowl. Chad C.’s appearance on the Bingecast, dissected. What a drunk cocksucker.
0:34:41– GOOGLE VOICE….which happens after more Challenge talk and Pete’s progress with finding a new band. Fonzie.
1:15:45-TV ROUND UP. Pete and Law perform live sounder drops. Then the boys discuss Waco and Hell’s Kitchen. Ammon shows the fuck up. Channel Zero. Gilberggggeeeee talks Altered Carbon. Law discusses Celebrity Big Brother. This is Us update, you crocksuckers.
2:35:01-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Pete watched Insidious: The Last Key. Cloverfield: Paradox is chatted about. Ammon goes next with Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Jungle, Kong: Skull Island and Return of the Jedi. He’s got a theme going here! Solo trailer. Law checked out My Friend Dahmer, Brigsby Bear. MFC (Movie Fan Central) is going the way of the dinosaur. Mission: Impossible Fallout trailer.
It’s always great writing these articles when you can’t remember a single thing that happened the night before. I have notes I wrote down that say things like “5th Sense” or “Strange” or “Not Keanu” and have no idea what I’m doing. Thank God TimeStamp guy sometimes gets his shit done before Tuesday.
0:00:00-What the fuck is happening right now? Obviously, it’s the Bingecast.
0:02:04-Moreno and a fuck ton of other peeps. That are only drops. PeteMc is here though, for real, and for sho. Pete bailed on Good Times Palooza. Such a cocksucker. What the fuck is Law up to right now? Thoughts on Pantry Ammon. Emo Kev has been working hard, looking for those drops. He’s also been looking for that duhick. What? Better Call Binge perks! Michelle and Pete are working their asses off to make a quality piece of entertainment for you folks. The boys talk about the shit on the show tonight.
0:14:00-GOOGLE VOICE. Law shows up during the proceedings. Ammon too. Goddamnit. (Also in regards to Eric B at 1:22:40 and his review of The Incredibles 💔💔💔💔).
1:58:01-TV ROUND UP -Law’s 🎶Tap Out round up.🎶 He’s dropping Vice Principals and The Deuce (ew). He’s still devoted to Rick and Morty, South Park, Episodes, Ultimate Fighter (what the fuck) and Survivor. Given up on Scientology. The show, not the religion. He’s up to date on Curb. Done with Ray Donovan. Stranger Things 2. Scientology. Pete’s done with Channel Zero. He talks Slasher. NO THIS IS US UPDATE?! Law has got a Walking Dead update though!
2:35:41-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Pete started Valerian, which leads into a new game called “Keanu or not Keanu?” since Dane DeHaan sounds a fuck ton like Keanu. Pete also watched Score: A Film Music Documentary. Law saw Thor: Ragnarok. Ammon rewatched Scream, The Sixth Sense, Creepshow, and checked out The Dark Tower, which Moreno and Pete also got to. Alyx and Pete both watched Jungle. Alyx talks about a game he thought up. And then they talk about new releases.
And then the show ends. And then you can go fuck yourself.
Garrett Collins swings by real quick to discuss THOR: RAGNAROK, play the Jeff Goldblum edition of The GC Game, and face the aftermath of The Vurp head-on. And then he’s gone…. while Jack, Law, and Moreno try to pick up the pieces and mend their broken hearts. They do this by drinking heavily and reviewing 40 movies and/or television shows. Google Voice is in there too, and a review from Law’s kids for GEOSTORM. All-in-all, should be a pretty good start to your shitty week. Preeeetty, preetty good.
0:02:00-Law, AlyxMoreno, Garrett, and Jack. Whooaaaaa! Brief video insight into GC’s living space before he shuts down the feed. What a cocktease. The vurp needs to be discussed since the man who delivered it is now present in the mix. Vurp remix played, followed by a new remix by the one and only PeteMC. New drop too! Thor: Ragnacock (what) review on the way!
0:18:39-GARRETT COLLINS GAME: JEFF GOLDBLUM EDITION
0:33:00-GOOGLE VOICE
1:17:26-WHAT DID YOU WATCH: GC’ S CORNER. The poonslayer starts off with the biggie in Thor: Ragnarok (he gives it a Thor on 10) and then shifts to Happy Death Day, The Cell, and a revisit of Wonder Woman. Bar shit. 4 on 10 bolts. More Vurp talk.
1:49:50– Law gives a rundown of his gaming life lately. He also gets recommendations hurled at him. That South Park game. Chipmunk vurp!!
2:01:09-WHAT DID YOU WATCH: CONTINUED. Alyx starts off with Brawl In Cell Block 99, which Jack also saw. Netflix’s 1922, which is yet another Stephen King adaptation. Alyx TRIED Geostorm. He recaps the disaster movie…disaster. Law’s kids saw that Geostorm movie too! They review that shit. Law Sr. rounds out the Geostorm reviews. Jack’s got Wheelman, an ILM doc, the Spielberg doc, Longshot, 24 x 36, Dangerous Days: The Making of Blade Runner, and Blade Runner 2049. That Jack Valley. What a docsucker.
2:58:07-TV ROUND UP. Law and Jack wrapped up Mr. Mercedes. Alyx talks Mindhunter, The Deuce, and Scientology. Jack finally watched Channel Zero. He also caught The Disappearance of Natalee Holloway and Curb your Enthusiasm.
And that about does it. Submit your fucking cocksucking costumes for the Binge contest!
Pete MC joins the VurpCast just in time to tell us his tales of sport, pickles, and why he hates Star Wars now. Law and Moreno stare at his voice like that one chick in Raiders of the Last Ark that wrote “eat me” on her eyelids…… or something like that. SPORT!
0:04:31-Law, Moreno, and some cocksucker named PeteMC. That’s the facts, Jack. Valley. What? No, he’s not on this show. Basketball shit. Sport. How does Pete prepare for being on the Berggggeeeecast? Everybody watched some shit. There’s some soundasss on the way. Drops. Quote whores is also happenin. What are people drankin. Law is going to get his arcade on, y’all! Ammon’s off pitching a tent. Gross. What has Pete been fucking doing? New quick soundaaaa. New remix. Vurp. Star Wars: The Last Jedi has a new trailer, so who watched it?
0:42:31-GOOGLE VOICE starting with a brand new soundaaa!!
1:31:02-PeteMC has some pizzamc and sends the boys his infamous baseball card. More sport.
1:36:03-TV ROUND UP (New soundaaaas to introduce this shit). Law watched shit. Well he watched Survivor. So I guess that’s sort of important. Black Sheep discussion because why not? PeteMC fires through shows to see what Law has actually watched. He talks Scientology. Law asks him about Long Shot. Back to Curb your Enthusiasm, South Park, Channel Zero, and The Disappearance of Natalee Holloway. Alyx takes the mic to discuss Schitt’s Creek and The Deuce.
2:13:12-QUOTE WHORES
2:38:01-WHAT DID YOU WATCH. As if it isn’t clear at this point, there are new soundaas for this segment. Pete starts it up with Spielberg and Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Tangent about watching shit on cable. Video games. Basement Law. Back to PeteMC with Battle of the Sexes and The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected). Alyx checked out American Made (Pete too). Bingeviews rating system. Jesus fucking Christ. Scientology. White Boy Rick. #babarick. PeteMC can’t say much beyond the title of the movie. Blade Runner 2049. Law and Pete watched Phantasm. Law also watched The Babysitter and Brawl in Cell Block 99.
The OG3 reunite after months of talking shit and get to work. There’s Quote Whores, Google Voice, a timely Lil’ Retro, the usual nonsense, and an old school sounder war to end all sounder wars.
0:00:00-Shut up. Sit down. Or stand. Whatever. Anyway just listen.
0:01:57-Law and Moreno. The old school team starts us off. Moreno has used his September wisely to find new sounders. It’s hot in Canada. Balls hot. Ammon is slacking with making it to the show on time, per the usual. What does he do that makes him so late? Last week’s show is brought up for laughs. Movie homework? Somebody didn’t do it. Take a wild fucking guess who. Site shite. Law talks about what he’s going to do with his time off from making the fake duhicks. PeteMC has delivered a new remix for your earholes! Lot of related content to that sounder to follow up.
0:22:10-GOOGLE VOICE. Lots up new drops within. Ammon shows up during the proceedings.
0:54:33-QUOTE WHORES. Post game, the boys talk Aftertaste, BingeViews, Super NES, and more bullshit.
1:29:28-TV ROUND UP. Law watched Survivor. That’s. Fucking. It. The Survivor Pool is discussed. A Sounder is actually played to begin the segment. Bout fuckin time. Moreno finished the O.J. Show (fucking thirsty right now) and started Laci Peterson. Ammon has Mr. Mercedes, Rick and Morty, and Channel Zero. Ammon does not have the goods on This is Us. So fuck ‘im. Fall TV shit. What is Law doing with his month off if he is not fucking watching tv?
1:49:53-The boys select a sounder for BingeViews.
2:17:55-LIL RETROS: Friday the 13th Part III
2:42:14-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? AlyxMoreno watched Blade Runner (The Final Cut) for the first time! WHOAAAAAAA. Ammon got Movie Pass!! Moreno also saw Wind River. Ammon has revisits with Night of the Living Dead and The Haunting. He also checked out The Autopsy of Jane Doe, and The Void. He also devoted some time to Ernest with Ernest Goes to Camp and Ernest Goes to Jail. Netflix’s My Butt Went Psycho?! What the fuck? Ammon is playing around with showing his kids the old school Universal Monster Movies. Law skips ahead to Christmas with Better Watch Out.
It’s been a while since one of these shows just seems to get away from us and complete chaos ensues, but that’s exactly what happens when you get Law, Kupka, Garrett, and Ammon together with a live phone-in from Moreno, Chad C, and Matches. It’s utterly ridiculous.
Here’s some highlights…
Spur of the moment Garrett Collins game with Harrison Ford movies.
Garrett almost dies and Law pisses himself.
Kupka is the highest you’ll ever hear him about an hour in.
Chad C falls into a hole.
Ammon brings back the This Is Us reviews and it doesn’t disappoint.
Everybody gets hung up on at one point.
Law is “mean and an asshole”.
Kupka is so quiet everybody else thinks he’s left or sleeping. This happens 14 times.
Binge Party Line is born and now a thing.
It’s stupid. We also try to review a bunch of TV and movies such as The Good Doctor, Better Things, South Park, Rick and Morty, Channel Zero, Star Trek: Discovery, Survivor, The Deuce, Blade Runner 2049, Wind River, Long Shot, Gerald’s Game, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Cult of Chucky, and lots more.
0:04:47-Law, Kupka, and Garrett are here, forming one of the most unique groups to ever host a Bingecast. Ammon is running behind, of course, but what the fuck else is new? Lawlapalooza Sounder discussion Lawlapalooza dates are still TBD. Mini gamecast.
0:23.29-GOOGLE VOICE
1:03:38-TV ROUND UP. GC starts us off with The Good Doctor and 30 for 30: Tommy Morrison. Kupka has American Vandal, Ricky and Morty, Better Things, Ash vs. Evil Dead, and Bong Appetite. Circle (jerk?) back to GC with Ken Burns: Vietnam War series. Ammon’s here! THIS. IS. US. Ammon’s got Rick and Morty, South Park, and Mr. Mercedes. There’s a brief discussion about the Scientology show and then back to Ammon with The Deuce. Law brings up Channel Zero, Star Trek: Discovery, and Survivor.
2:13:38-SPONTANEOUS GC GAME
2:40:13: WHAT DID YOU WATCH? GC farts right out of the gate with Blade Runner: 2049. Law makes our ears bleed with internet sound effects as he tries to bring on Chad C. Back to GC with Gerald’s Game, which Law and Ammon weigh in on as well. They are interrupted by a bunch of fucking cocksuckers from some sort of music festival. Back to Gerald’s Game. GC revisited Interstellar, other Nolan movies, Matrix Revolutions, Big Hero 6, and some of The Stand. Ammon checked out Spider-Man: Homecoming, Cult of Chucky, and Ernest Scared Stupid. Law has Wind River, and Long Shot. Kupka wraps up the segment with Spider-Man: Homecoming, Blade Runner, Hitman’s Bodyguard, Chips, and Kingsman: Golden Circle.
