Jack Falvey makes a long awaited return to the BingeCast with Chad C and Law to help review a whole lot of television and movies. This includes things like Shazam, Pet Sematary, Long Shot, Late Night, The Twilight Zone, What We do In the Shadows, Barry, Brockmire, Happy, Star Trek Discovery, and much more. Also, Chad C just returned from CinemaCon (Bragging Camp) and dishes all the details about the footage he saw and the drinks he had with Black Panther.
0:02:47-New drop. Huge night ahead. Yuge. Lawlapalooza announcements right off the bat. That’s it.
0:25:18-GOOGS
0:53:10-TV ROUND UP. After a review of last week’s show and applauding Nate’s dedication to Binge (gay), Moreno talks I’m Dying Up Here and MXC (wtf). Law has Brockmire, Handmaid’s Tale, and Love Island. Pee break. Drop war.
1:26:46-MOVIE HOMEWORK: White Men Can’t Jump.
2:13:28-NATE’S IMPOSSIBLE MOVIE LIST GAME (not hosted by Nate).
2:41:42-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Law checked out Love Simon. Moreno saw Ocean’s 8. Fight over Chad C. What?
Pete and Law are having a fine evening of sipping alcohol and discussing the finer points of recent film and television when they are rudely interrupted by Moreno and a bunch of drunk cocksuckers in Kansas City. Then Ammon comes on smoking his wacky tobacky and almost chokes to death because he’s a dirty pothead.
0:00:00-Hi. Shutup.
0:01:32-Law. Pete. Hell yeah. So much tech diff. Law is cursed. JoBlo is celebrating 20 years. Moreno is in KC at KCpalooza. 🎶Binge Media Round Up.🎶 New episode of Better Call Binge in June. Lawlapalooza in July. August is shit. Some light is shed on GC’s Lawlapalooza’s appearance. Ammon? Sure, at some point. He also gave Pete movie homework. Fucking dick. Kambiiz. What’s on the show tonight? Pete made a spoiler sounder
0:29:02-GOOGS. Pete details his discussion with a movie theater custodian around 41:39 and includes a recording!
1:05:25-TV ROUND UP. Pete starts briefly with Evil Genius….
Then call in from KCpalooza!!!
Back to TV round up and Evil Genius. Pete continues with It Was Him: The Man Murders of Ed Edwards. Law talks Survivor, Brockmire, and Handmaid’s Tale. Walking Dead? Fuck. Ammon is added. He watched Retribution, 13 Reasons Why, and Cobra Kai.
2:10:49-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Pete saw Revenge (Ammon as well), Deadpool 2, Fahrenheit 451, Making Fun: The Story of Funko, and a small portion of Game Over, Man!! Ammon saw Death Wish. Solo. SPOILERS PRETTY MUCH TO THE END OF THE SHOW.
Another day, another loyalty test failed. Where do we hire these guys? I still love their guts. Alien Covenant gets full spoiler treatment, Snatched gets punched in the dick, and American Gods gets super gay. Timestamp Guy knows what I’m talking about…..
0:02:26-Kupka is here. Law is here. Falvey is here. What a trio. What’s going on with Smash? Did Smash have a crash? In your face, Dr. Seuss. Alien: Covenant will be spoiled the fuck out of later so keep your guard up. Spoiler Sounder will be played beforehand so calm your tits, we will warn you. Ammon’s podcasting future is seriously in question. Loyalty test given by Law.
0:24:29-TV ROUND UP. Kupka explains why he doesn’t watch Fargo at the current moment. The show is discussed further by the other co-hosts. Falvey tries out American Gods again. Law delivers an AG spoiler but for reasons Jack needs to know. How’s Better Call Saul going? Special Patreon episode with Falvey and Moreno (and another host) is happening soon. Johnny Cakes says little beyond that. Has Kupka tapped into Brockmire? Law checked out The Keepers on Netflix. He fifes all over The Handmaid’s Tale. Veep, Silicon Valley, Archer, Rick and Morty, Arrested Development, The Leftovers (fucking starving right now), and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
2:29:30-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? J. Valley is put on the growing list of folks that watched L.A. 92. Kupka watched The Space Between Us and Joe Cocker: Mad Dog with Soul. More like Joe Cock(suck)er, amiriteguys?
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We take a moment to talk about Chris Cornell. What an incredibly talented artist that left the Earth too soon. RIP.
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Law did get to see Snatched over the May Two Four weekend (still not a thing). Alien: Covenant is the biggie, and the boys leave nothing behind. If you haven’t seen it, skip over this. If you don’t give two shits about hearing everything, then by all means, proceed forward. This dissection steers the rest of the show all the way to the end.
Sounder Wars are a serious thing around here. Garrett’s rating scale is uncovered. Keen gives us a quiz on ourselves. Ammon discovers the internet. Jax calls in. Another .5 argument. Other stuff. Timestamp guy?
0:00:00-Ammon’s on time. How about that, ya babadicks?
0:02:17-Law, MorenAlyx, and Ammon are here for your pleasure. Gross. The technology issues Ammon have are fucking stupid. So much noise. Cocksuckers-they are talked about. Somebody special was supposed to be on. But he’s not here. So fuck him. The usu/youzhe (short for usual) cast roundup. How’s Moreno doing with those Alien movies? Garret’s review system is dissected and holy shit, it’s a mind blowing revelation. What the fuck is May Two Four Weekend? New shit on the site. One particular Google Voice by Alex Keen is going to test the OG3. Holy shitballs.
0:22:37-FUHOOGLE VOICE. The test prep/voicemail is around the 47 minute mark. That’s the last (laahhhhst) cawl of the segment, but there’s follow up bullshit about more tests, Lawlapalooza, and sounders.
1:18:03-SASS ARGUMENTS. Yes. Then there’s a non Sass argument right after. Jesus.
1:30:07-RECENTLY CALLED IN GOOGLE VOICE.
1:37:40-TV ROUND UP. Brockmire, Brocksucker. Anyway, Moreno watched the first episode of that shit, bending to Law’s will. Veep. Silicon Valley. Fargo. Better Saul Call. The Leftovers. American Gods. Law dropped the ball on The Handmaid’s Tale, missed it last week. What a fuckhole.
2:00:05-Phone call with Jax. Ammon does his drunk dream casting.
2:21:16-MOVIE HOMEWORK: 50/50
2:25:10-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Sounder War to start because yes. Law’s a slacker, didn’t watch shit. Moreno revisited Prometheus and checked out L.A. 92. Ammon saw Ghost in the Shell, and took his a-hole children to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.
Yup, fart sound boards are still funny. New Moreno drop is even funnier. Ammon has eye AIDS. Jack graduated pre-school. Law doesn’t know how to pronounce subsequent. I think that’s it. Hey TimeStamp Guy, what else did I miss?
0:00:00-Listen the fuck up.
0:01:55-Law and Falvey are on the scene. Things need to be sped up because reasons. Smash has graduated from elementary school or something. Woo-hoo! Laser and fart wars were phenomenal. Jack’s loyalty to Binge Media is tested. Jesus Christ. Drunk Dream Movie Casting to make its first appearance on this show. Get fucking ready. New Moreno drop.
0:36:17-GOOGLE VOICE
1:12:17-TV ROUND UP. Better Call Saul gets highlight first. Ammon shows up and makes a shit ton of noise. Fargo. Ammon caught up on the The Leftovers. Law fifes over The Handmaid’s Tale. Veep and Silicon Valley. Smash and Law team up (ew) on American Gods. Ammon details his eye AIDS. Jack watch The Trip and The Trip to Italy thanks to Nate P. talking about The Trip to Spain last week. Law yells at everyone because he’s the only cocksucker watching Brockmire.
2:07:07- MOVIE HOMEWORK: Slither
2:33:47-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? We’re off to a smashing start as Johnny Cakes revisited Lost Souls: The Island of Dr. Moreau Documentary and In the Loop. Ammon checked out Rings, Sing, and L.A. 92. Jack and Law bring out the big guns with Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Argument about half ratings. That happens.
Nate P, laser wars, fart sounds, and an early GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 review. If that doesn’t sound like the greatest BingeCast of all time I got nothing for you here.
Come inside to hear Nate’s long lost first call to the show, his thoughts on the greatest British movies and television shows, and the exclusive first appearance of his daughter on a podcast.
Also, Law and Moreno have a laser war that goes on for way too long and somehow evolves into fart sounds that make Law giggle uncontrollably in the background for the last hour of the show.
We also review a dozen movies, lots of television, and get drunk on some brilliant Google Voice.
Where Timestamp Guy with all the details I forgot?
0:04:20-Law, Moreno, and that Kurt Russell hater across the pond, Nate P. Ammon is off pitching a tent. Not sexual. Literal as it can be. How did Nathaniel discover Binge Media? There’s also the origin story of Nate’s initial GV, but was it his actual first call? Whaaaaa? Law and Moreno track down the Lohhhst (lost) voicemail like Indiana fucking Jones. Nate is asked about British movies and the telly. Peterson can’t wait to try some of that deep duhish pizza in Chicago. Babadish.
0:48:28-TV ROUND UP. Nate just finished that Leah Remini Scientology show, along with The Trip to Spain (what the fuck?) and Happy Valley. Moreno and Law talk Better Call Saul and Fargo. Law brings up Brockmire, Silicon Valley (which Nate jumps in for), Veep, and the Roseanne revival (it’s a thing). Laugh tracks and shit. Team Stephen Merchant or Team Ricky Gervais?
2:00:52-GOOGLE VOICE. Nate imitates Ammon, starts it off right. LASERS HOLY SHIT.
2:30:53-I love this new sounder. Lawlapalooza stuff. More sound effects.
2:41:14-MOVIE HOMEWORK: Joe vs. the Volcano. More lasers.
3:07:00-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Moreno watched some Alien movies. He also saw Get Out. Law trucks through Avatar, Apollo 13, Fish Tank, American Honey, Colossal, The Fate of the Furious, Life, and Edge of Seventeen. Nate brings his A game and reviews Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.
Want a bunch of new sounders, drops, and drunk segments? I’m pretty sure we do all of this at some point. We also review a bunch of movies, TV, and hand in our Movie Homework on time. Timestamp guy has all the details below. Timestamp guy also gets blasted for a good half hour during the show. Timestamp guy is the best.
0:01:27-Sup. New sounder by PeteMC!
0:01:27-Law, MorenoAlyx, and PeteMC are in the hizzy. Gross, I just typed hizzy. Is the name “Moreno” on the way out? Are you #TeamAlyx or #TeamMoreno? That’s a better fucking fight than that Captain America movie. What is everyone drinkin? Ammon? Probably? I don’t know. Maybe? I don’t know. Fuck you. Drunk Segments. Another sounder to be played later. Look at all this new shit!
0:08:36-DRUNK SEGMENT NUMERO UNO
0:16:19-TV ROUND UP. Moreno/Alyx up the first season of Legion. Check out the recent Small Screen Heroes for more discussion on Legion. Law is not itchin’ to watch Iron Fist. Podcast Round Up Sounder! Fast and Furious. STAY THE FUCKING COURSE. Moreno is catching up on Cheers and Rick and Morty. Law gives his thoughts on Big Little Lies, which concluded. PeteMC is grilled about how he asked Ammon what the ending was. Law talks Brockmire, and to a further extent, Hank Azaria and Amanda Peet. Better Call Saul is back this week. Season 2 is highlighted a bit. Fargo. Get Down Season 2 is up and running, bitches. Santa Clarita Diet, Training Day, Veep, Silicon (Smash?) Valley, Crashing, Girls.
1:01:37-Patreon Update
1:03:11-GC sounder. More drops. Temple of Doom Aftertaste gets mentioned.
1:14:05-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? PeteMC’s first ever sounder from the old show is played. Old shows are revisited. After what is probably six hours of bullshit (not exaggerating. But maybe I am), the segment begins with Pete who saw It for the first time. (It spoilers, btw). Face Swap round up. ANYWAY. Ok, so Pete also watched Desierto, Aftermath, Split, Louis C.K. Stand up. Tangents like a motherfucker. Back to Louis C.K., which was viewed across the board. AMMON. Alyx talks second Chappelle special, and Kong: Skull Island. Ammon checked out Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Law watched The Discovery. How much do you rely on movie reviews? Do you even give a shit?
