TM joins Law to get less sporty and more clowny. That was awful, I’m sorry. Let me try again…… TM joins Law to fuck things up and kick ass all over the internet. I’m horrible at this.
We review IT Chapter 2 and a shit tonne of television. The Affair, The Spy, Succession, Taskmaster, On Becoming a God in Central Florida, The Boys, Animal Kingdom, The Act, The Loudest Voice, Jersey Shore, Ballers, The Capture, and more.
The boys Watch SUMMER OF 84, ARIZONA, UNCLE DREW, THE MEG, Ozark, Preacher, Mr. Mercedes, Better Call Saul and more while answering voicemails, remembering Ammon, and laughing at Lil Pete farts.
Again, there’s a little bit of an echo for a couple seconds at the beginning and after the pee break but otherwise things are pretty smooth this week. Not sure about next week because I’m planning on throwing my laptop into an active volcano at some point. I’ll watch it burn before editing for another 3 hours.
Ammon and PJ The Intern join Law as they frolic through some new television (South Park, American Vandal, Mr. Mercedes, American Horror Story, Ballers, Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath) and a couple movies here and there (The House, Annabelle: Creation) all while answering soome Google Voice and playing a double header of BingeCast Quote Whores.
0:02:06-Law, Ammon, and PJ. How did PJ get his intern name? Have Ammon and PJ conversed before? Nope. This is a cherry popping podcast! BingeSportscast stuff. Sport. What are all the cocksuckers drinkin’? C. Bum segment? Sure, why the fuck not. Ammon explains the Bingecast edition of Quote Whores.
0:18:40-GOOGLE VOICE. Law explains there’s some issues going into it.
0:37:33-QUOTE WHORES: BINGECAST EDITION
0:54:20-TV ROUND UP. PJ begins with The Handmaid’s Tale, The Leftovers, South Park, and Ballers. The boys talk about shows that may have gone on too fucking long. PJ brings up Survivor, which Law fifes over. Ammon is gearing up for This is Us. Law discusses Mr. Mercedes, Scientology, Rick and Morty, Ray Donovan, and Laci Peterson. Ammon has Preacher and AHS: Cult.
1:45:15-Quick recap of technical difficulties.
1:50:45-QUOTE WHORES: BINGECAST EDITION ROUND 2
2:15:26-PJ watched The Room (for the first time!) and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Law viewed The House. Ammon talks MoviePass, then shifts to Annabelle: Creation (which he watched part of), Despicable Me 3, and a rewatch of The Lego Batman Movie. Law forgot to bring up American Vandal earlier so him and PJ dick-scuss it.
Another epic night of recording delivers a BingeCast full of reviews (IT, REMEMORY, GOOD TIME), and a Patreon exclusive round-by-round commentary of the Mayweather/McGregor fight that you can get by supporting us right here!
We also lots of TV talk (GoT, The Defenders, Preacher, etc), some tough Google Voice questions, and even some video game round-up. Because we gamers now. We game. You game. Good one. Game one. Shut up.
0:02:00-Falvey, Alyx, Law. The name Alyx is kind of a thing but Law is having trouble with that. GC will be appearing in due time with a review for IT. Stephen King adaptations. Ammon? Where that dick at?
Eclipse bullshit. Fight bullshit. Video game bullshit.
0:18:38-Trying to get GC on the line. Nope. GOOGLE VOICIE it is, right after Law calls the new listeners out for lack of “trying.”
0:23:26-GC shows up, reviews IT, plugs The Matrix Retrospective.
0:36:48-GOOGLE VOICE.
0:51:48-Fight commentary announcement. Jax Waze is available now!!
0:55:33-TV ROUND UP. Lawlapalooza 2018 talk? Sure, why not. Anyway, Jack dishes out thoughts on Five Came Back, Preacher, Twin Peaks, Rick and Morty, Scientology, Mr. Mercedes, and says some stuff about Game of Thrones, which Law and Alyx discuss at length with Smash. Alyx wrapped up Ozark, and discusses The Defenders (Law binged the whole series of course). Spoiler from Jack for Defenders so be warned. Law talks Ballers, Ray Donavan, The Sinner, and Room 104. He has The Deuce on standby. He also details shit about Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update’s Weekly Show. He fooking loves Tina Fey.
2:06:06-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Jack checked out Good Time and Rememory. Matrix talk. More Lawlapalooza talk for next year already.
Law & Ancira return from their respective lakes just in time to awake the mighty Poonslayer and his trail of wet spots.
Google Voice is ridiculous as usual. We hear about a horrible theatrical screening, somebody thinks firefighters are cocksuckers, somebody else declares war on avacaaaaados, and Magic Johnson still has AIDS. Or does he?
There’s also a bunch of new television to talk about and some advanced screening reviews. There’s no way I can remember everything that happened last night, alright? Stop yelling at me.
Timestamp Guy, save me!
0:00:00-Major IndieGoGo/Better Call Binge update!
0:04:10-Intro soundaaaaaaa
0:06:53-Law, Alyx, and GC! GC’s fucking here! He’s had some drinking problems, but not like that. Alyx details his lake getaway. Why wasn’t GC on last week?
0:12:00-GOOGLE VOICE. New drops! Lots of voicemails. Fuck.
0:54:53-Lil announcement
1:02:23-Law starts with I’m Dying Up Here and Preacher. He also started The Defiant Ones and got back to Ballers. Game of Thrones. Law started and finished Ozark. Garrett watched O.J.: Made in America for the first time and People vs. O.J. Simpson, and the 30 for 30: June 17th, 1994. Collins has been drinking the juice! He also blasted through The Defiant Ones.
1:40:42-LIL RETROS. Alyx talks about Smokey and the Bandit. Law goes with Big Trouble in Little (Lil?) China. Mr. 4 on 10 brings up Aftertaste news with a possible massive movie franchise retrospective. Back to Law with a lake story. Pranks. Audiobooks/books.
2:03:42-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Law and Alyx discuss Shot Caller. Garrett is in full shark mode with 47 Meters Down and then he goes further down the shit hole with The Emoji Movie. He also briefly touches on Under the Silver Lake, which he can’t say too much on. He concludes his portion with Detroit.
2:46:05-LIVE GARRETT COLLINS GAME: DETROIT EDITION. Game takes place after a piss Sounder.
That’s it, cocksucker. Now piss off, ya bloody wanker.
0:02:04-Law and Gilbert are on the scene. Middle names get brought up. OK, why not. Moreno? MoreNO. He’s celebrating his one year anniversary of getting hitched. Congrats, you cocksucker. Kupka gets called. He talks about Riot Fest. He leaves. Then Smash Valley shows up. He talks about the New England Patriot Games. Nobody cares. Then they spend 2.5 hours finding sounders. Goddamnit.
0:27:22-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Valley checked out Bloodfather. Ammon got baked and watched the original Blair Witch. They effortlessly transistion to talking about the new Blair Witch, which Valley gives his thoughts on as well. Law switches gears to Behind the Mask: The Batman Dead End Story and Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates. Ammon has got a shitload-The Shallows, Hard Target 2, Standoff, Holidays, London Has Fallen, Jane Got a Gun, and Colonia/The Colony. Don’t know what it’s fucking called. Circle back to Law with USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage. Valley exits in grand fashion.
2:21:35-GOOGLE VOICE.
2:49:34-Patreon bullshit. Eric King sends in a question-it’s a doozy, so just listen the fuck up.
2:59:42-TV ROUND UP. Ammon made Law watch American Horror Story. Law chats about South Park. Ballers and Vice Principals is next. Ammon loves Atlanta. Law checked out One of Us, Roast Battle, and Documentary Now. Fall TV is discussed. Law’s beer is discussed. And then Ammon and Law discuss movies they watch with their kids and/or will show to their kids. That’s it. Get lost, cocksucker.
The boys kick things off with a spirited argument about ice cream on a stick, which makes no sense to Law. It’s called a popcicle. Then Ammon explains his camping schedule (walk, drink, sit, drink, walk, drink, sit, weed food), and Moreno reads the first round of Patreon questions.
Movies reviewed include, but are not limited to, HAIL CAESAR, THE SHALLOWS, SING STREET, CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE, IMPORIUM, INDEPENDANCE DAY: RESURGENCE, EVERYBODY WANTS SOME, KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS, BLOOD FATHER, GREEN ROOM, CRIMINAL, and MONEY MONSTER.
TV discussed includes The Get Down, The Night Of, Ballers, The Shield, Vice Principals, The Eric Andre Show, The Tick, and Seinfeld.
Now here’s a show that features a Haka dance, drunken Moreno stories, a trip into the extremely high brain area of Ammon, Law pissing on himself a little, and the introduction of Smash Valley. I shouldn’t even have to mention a movie or TV show to tempt you to listen.
But I will. We also review SUICIDE SQUAD, THE KILLING JOKE< THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS, COLLATERAL, FIRESTARTER, CAT’S EYE, THE NICE GUYS, Preacher, The Shield, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Oz, Six Feet Under, Ballers, Vice Principals, Stranger Things, and other random silly things.
We’ve also got a review of Louis C.K.’s new stand-up tour.
There’s some Google Voice too, where certain people get yelled at for certain things.
0:00:00-A Special Opening by Reade Wilson (pre-recorded). Then the typical intro sounder.
0:02:40-Law and Moreno are ready, but Ammon is dealing with computer issues. Again. Supposedly. Or so he says. Movie homework? Maybe? Goddamnit. More Lawlapalooza bullshit. WE GOT IT. Haka, Olympics…the real meat of the show will start eventually.
0:42:37-GUHGLE VOICE
0:59:16-TV ROUND UP. Law and Moreno argue for a bit. Then shit begins fo’ real. Moreno talks about The Shield, Oz, and Six Feet Under. He also started Always Sunny in Philadelphia. He and Ammon give their thoughts on Stranger Things. High Life continues with Preacher, Ballers, The Night Of, and Vice Principals.
1:51:00-Old Sounders (New Releases)
1:58:33-Law talks about seeing Louie C.K. live!
2:04:12-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? After a fuck ton of sounders to lead the segment in, the boys finally start. Ammon goes first with The Nice Guys, and discusses his revisits of Firestarter, Cat’s Eye, and Collateral. Moreno took the advice of Jack Valley and watched Batman: The Killing Joke. Ammon then takes back the mic with Secret Life of Pets (spoiler alert: he hated the hell out of it. You know this already). Law digs into Suicide Squad. Comic book movie/tv talk for the rest of the rest of the cast. Excelsior, bitch!