Waiting for Ammon is a new series that will be featured on Monday Morning Moreno. Law and I decided that, while waiting for Ammon to come online to record the BingeCast, we’d record whatever the hell we talk about. This first episode has us discussing the new phenomenon of Jim Lawless, wondering what Episode 666 would sound like (you’re listening to it), and why Ammon’s Skype goes online then immediately offline. This series is less about content and more about being a fly on the wall of our stupidity. Enjoy.
OG3 in the house to fight about what is Canadian and what isn’t. Homo milk is. Dickies aren’t. This argument goes on for way too long and we forget everything else we were talking about for an hour or two.
Google Voice see the return of The Search For Garrett’s Bar and an Unknown Caller, as well as one of the greatest accent reviews of all time.
Movie Homework gets everybody all worked up about THE PATRIOT, aka AMERICAN BRAVEHEART.
TV Round-Up has Always Sunny, Cheers, Taboo, Game of Thrones, The Path, The Batchelor, Scientology and the Aftermath.
What Did You Watch gets rolling with DR. STRANGE, BEWARE OF THE SLENDERMAN, OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL, THE ART OF ORGANIZED NOISE, CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.
You can find our “Waiting For Ammon” edition of Monday Morning Moreno available for download right now and stay tuned this week for the new Patreon show which features the five characters we’d invite to our end of the world party. There’s yelling.
Mexi-AIDS has taken one of our own so Ammon, Jack, and Law come together to honor the fallen by getting drunk and yelling about things that don’t matter in life.
Google Voice is pretty sad this week as we have only one call. It is, however, a new celebrity that yells at Ammon and then immediately apologizes.
We kick off the celebration of a new President by playing the Fake POTUS Championship, where we take 16 fictional movie presidents and make them go head-to-head until there’s only one left standing.
TV Round-Up explores the likes of Homeland, It’s Always Sunny, Man Seeking Woman, The Affair, The Bachelor, Workaholics, The Young Pope, Scientology: The Aftermath.
Movie Homework gets deep with the xXx. It’s super gross.
Finally, What Did You Watch has lots of shit talk about FENCES, MOONLIGHT, SILENCE, JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK, PATRIOT’S DAY, GLADIATOR, and a massive fight over LA LA LAND.
It’s rare to get a show this epic so early in the year but it was bound to happen when we get Moreno, Ammon, and Law together for their annual Best Of lists. More importantly, the boys play a special version of The Garrett Collins Game in which they have to guess his Top Ten films of the year. It’s the greatest of all time.
The boys also have time for some Google Voice where the Search for Garrett’s bar continues, they get yelled at for saying “member berries” too much, the most impressive Movie Homework assignment ever done, and listening to Nate P. have a poor showing for his first call as a father.
TV Round-Up has Taboo, The Mick, The Affair, This Is Us, The Bachelor, Celebrity Apprentice, and Six Feet Under talk.
What Did you Watch Covers THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN, PATRIOTS DAY, MONSTER TRUCKS, THE LOBSTER, NEON DEMON, THE GREASY STRANGLER, ARSENAL, THE ACCOUNTANT.
There’s also 73 pee break sounders, what happened when Law’s kids watched JAWS for the first time, and estimates on how dehydrated Jack Valley is after smashing himself to sleep. Buckle up, it’s a long one.
The first offical BingeCast of the year is here and it’s packed full of stupid. The boys argue about football, plan get-togethers, and review a crapload of TV and film.
The Search for Garrett’s bar has begun as Lance and Art send in the first of, hopefully, many adventures as they look for the fictional Palace of Poon Slaying. The premiere episode finds them visiting a well know and notorious establishment.
TV Round-Up has talk of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, This is Us Crazyhead, that crazy Scientology show, and The Bachelor. Yup.
What Di You Watch is ridiculous as we take a look at THE SWEAT BOX, BATMAN: RETURN OF THE CAPED CRUSADERS, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS, DEEP WATER HORIZON, LA LA LAND, WAR DOGS, PETE’S DRAGON, THE NICE GUYS, THE GREASY STRANGLER, SAUSAGE PARTY, SING STREET, SING, TROLLS, INNER SPACE, ROGUE ONE, A NEW HOPE, and THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK.
Things wind down with the 2017 preview as the boys grill each other on what films they’re most looking forward to in the coming months.
Happy New Year. 2017 is the year of THE RUNNING MAN. Or is it? We have no idea. Also, Arnold has his new game show premiering tonight. What better time to drop our first commentary of 2017? Join Moreno, Ammon, and Law as they discover the phallic obsession this movie holds over every scene and/or object within. Seriously, there are more subtle dicks in this movie than softcore porn. Sit back and marvel at the fact that this stupid movie got NOTHING correct about about the future. Nothing! Enjoy. Or don’t, it’s awful.
Wow, I can’t believe I’m writing one of these. But, I’ll save the sappy stuff for the end. On that note, here we go…..
Sing Street
Sing Street is probably my favorite movie of the year. The story, the acting, and the songs are great. This movie is very relatable on many levels, especially being a musician. But if your’e not a musician, it still works as a coming-of-age/get the girl film. If you haven’t checked this one out, please do. I think you’ll like it.
10 Cloverfield Lane
Another one of my favorite movies of the year is 10 Cloverfield Lane. No one saw this one coming. This movie was under the radar, or should I say, had no radar. Soon after JJ released The Force Awakens, the trailer started popping up and it’s one of my favorite trailers of the year as well. 10 Clov. is not a direct sequel to Cloverfield, however it lives in the same universe. This movie is gripping and fun as hell. Goodman puts on a stellar performance as well as Winstead. I love everything and anything Cloverfield. Bring on the next one. God Particle, I think.
Sebastian Maniscalco
I am very picky when it comes to stand-up comedians, however Sebastian Maniscalco hits home for me. I think he and I had the same parents, the same upbringings, and the same view on human interactions. His stories and jokes are about his Italian upbringing as well as the absurdity of everyone around him. His specials are called, “Aren’t You Embarrassed?” and “What’s Wrong with People?”. I mean seriously, what is wrong with people? Check him out.
Hottie Fantasy League
* 2016 Winner – Where’s my plaque? *
Making a Sass Quatch
Wow, did this blow out of proportion. What started as a simple Facebook account created by Moreno, myself, and our wives, it then turned into a love/hate fest and a podcast. I had so much fun being a part of this. My apologies to Jack Falvey and everyone else who hated or pretended to hate Sass. It was all in good fun….I think. Here is the link to the shows – Sass
Sounder Wars
Boy was this fun. Reade, Art, Nate, Logan, J Fernandes, Denny Luis, Tom, Moreno, and myself partook in what was called Sounder Wars on Twitter. These videos consisted of us driving around, putting up drywall, sitting shirtless on the couch, or hiding behind the desk at work singing our favorite Binge sounder or making a new one up on the spot. Seeing my Twitter notifications light up was a treat every time. Maybe there will be a new War in 2017. See you all there. #bingesounders
Binge Meet-Ups
What a year of meeting Bingers. In May, I met up with Jack Falvey and J Fernandes. In June, Art from Cali. In July, Logan. Also in July was my second Lawlapalooza. I met Nick Fortuna, Chad Diiii, Chad Ciiiii, and Robert Anthony Richard. Everyone of these guys is nicer than the next. Besides meeting face to face, I became friends with several listeners on the (insert Ammon’s drop) internet…….. I can’t wait for 2017’s Lawlapalooza, as well as meeting some more listeners along the way.
Binge Media
I started listening to Law and Moreno sometime during 2010 on their old show. This was the first podcast I had ever listened to. I was a daily visitor of the site and discovered the podcast. I instantly became a fan of these guys right away. The way they passionately discussed movies, their quick humor, drunken reviews, sounders, and their love of Cloverfield. These are guys I want to hang out with. I made several sounders for their shows once I heard them play a Jay Fernandes sounder. When they played my sounder, it was the greatest thing ever. Like I said, these are guys I want to hang out with. So fast forward several years later, and I did get to hang with these guys and now I’m writing for them at Binge Media as well as being a guest on Binge casts. This is honestly a dream come true. I can’t thank these guys enough for letting me be a part of their site. They are friends and brothers for life.
Special thanks to Law, Moreno, Ammon, Kupka, Batch, Jack, Luke, and all the binge listeners and contributors.
Law, Ammon, and Pete MC review Rogue One, The BFG, 31, Santa Conquers the Martians, Saving Christmas, Ash vs. Evil Dead, Shut Eye, The Affair, and Divorce. A shitload of Google Voice, live call ins from Moreno and Art Cali, and a special holiday presentation called Twas the Nate Before BingeMas.
0:00:00-Pour some whiskey in that hot cocoa; it’s time for the Christmas Bingecast, bitches.
0:01:30-Law and Pete MC are on the mics, ready to stuff your stockings. What? Law is still coughing like a motherfucker. Moreno and Denny Luis have collaborated to bring the listeners a nice little Christmas treat, which will be played later in the show. Also, that Tacocksucker Moreno did some shit at Moe’s Tavern that gets airtime as well. PeteMC details his modest nature while playing with The Kicks. Ammon shows up. More bullshit.
0:26:33-GOOGLE VOICE
1:15:51-Surprise Call in. Google voice continues
1:24:44-Twas The Night Before Bingemas, as told by OH HAI DENNY LOUIE
1:31:00-TV ROUND UP. New Christmas sounder by Pete MC! Ash vs. Evil Dead takes precedence over everything else, as Law and Pete dig deep into it. They go deep and hard. Yup. Law is gonna check out the OA. Planet Garrett: What’s it Like? Wait, this isn’t fucking tv. Goddamnit. Law brings up his This is Us prediction and sees what Ammon thinks about it. Divorce is still good. Gilmore Girls gets discussed even though GC isn’t on. The Path is back, Pete is watching a show but he needs two hours to find the title…wait it is called Shut Eye. Emmanuelle Chriqui is still super hot. Tangents.
2:29:48-MOVIE HOMEWORK. PeteMC actually did last week’s and this week’s so he gets a gold fucking star. MH was Santa Claus Conquers (cockers?) the Martians. Some point after this Mrs. MC shows up to party.
2:49:07-Moreno’s set from Moe’s Tavern.
2:55:48-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon saw The Magnificent Seven (Pete did as well), The BFG, and Rob Zombie’s 31. Law watched Jim Carrey’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas. PeteMC revisited Pee Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special. ROGUE ONE. Moreno calls in. MORE ROGUE ONE.
SHOW’S FUCKING ROGUE DONE.
Twas the Night Before Bingemas gets played one more time to send the show out.
Have a Merry Cocksucking Christmas and a Happy New Year, you babadicks!!!
While Law attends the annual Dildo Convention in Canada, Ammon and birthday CS Kupka join me in the recording of a new BingeCast.
We start things off with a new Christmas sounder from PeteMC and immediately start talking about dick twisters (don’t look it up, we got you), then discuss our version of a Pixar Christmas film called “The War on Christmas.”
Google voice has us pondering a Highlander remake and whether Johnny Depp is the new Nic Cage.
TV Round Up is full of questions and theories about Westworld, so we call Jack Valley and that cocksucker helps us figure things out. For some reason James Bond is brought up and we all shit on Kupka for wanting to watch them in chronological order.
During What Did You Watch This Week, we call TM, PeteMC and KariTM (who are driving back from a gig) and play Pete’s new WDYW sounder. The segment goes off the rails but eventually discuss Suicide Squad, War Dogs, Edge of Seventeen, Arrival and Lo & Behold.
Kupka wants to play Stupid Comments for his birthday and then passes out by the end of the show.