Law, Kupka, Jack, and Ammon geek out with their thoughts on Ready Player One and review a hundred or so other TV shows and movies while answering some quality voicemail questions, debuting new sounders, and drinking for Jeebus.
It’s the return of The Ammon Show as Ammon (on time for the first time in his life) is joined by his Binge BFF Alex Keen as they talk about all sorts of shit, including the new Joel McHale show on Netflix, the second season of Jessica Jones, and a look ahead at Avengers: Infinity War and Ready Player One.
But wait–there’s more! The Ammon Show wouldn’t be complete without a new Game called… Nate Hates (hint: Nate hates everything). Plus, a pile of new reviews for Super Dark Times, Lady Bird, Mudbound, The Disaster Artist, and the new Alex Garland movie ANNIHILATION.
And of course, it wouldn’t be The Ammon Show without…. Nic Cage Round Up! Where we talk about the latest Nic Cage movie…. Nic Cage Round-UP! Hint: it’s VENGEANCE: A LOVE STORY… i.e., Nic Cage’s answer to DEATH WISH.
So strap them dildos on ya’ll or whatever, hold onto your butts, and get ready for over 2 hours of The Ammon Show… only on BingeMedia! Babadiick!
0:00:00– The Ammon Show makes its glorious return!
0:24:00-Ammon and Alex. You surprised by this pairing? Well you shouldn’t fucking be. 🎶Binge Media round up!🎶 The boys talk commentaries, sports, and movies.
0:26:47-TRAILER ROUND UP. The boys talk the new Avengers: Infinity War trailer. BMFML. Ammon talks a bit about Ready Player One.
0:41:57-TV ROUND UP. Ammon talks Jessica Jones Season 2 and American Ninja Warrior: Ultimate Beastmaster. Alex discusses The Joel McHale Show.
0:59:52-THE NATE HATES GAME Part 1
1:16:40-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Alex finally saw The Disaster Artist, Ladybird, Black Panther, Mudbound, Icarus, and part of Justice League. Ammon checked out Super Dark Times and Annihilation.
1:51:33-NIC CAGE ROUND UP. Following that, St. Paddy’s Day movies get discussed.
In their first team-up since the infamous VURP, Garret Collins and Jim Law try to stay focused long enough to review 500 movies while waiting for Ammon to storm in with a bunch of nonsense that he hated throughout the week. Garrett has one of his favorite films of the year, Law has two of the worst he’s seen in a long time and he’s angry about both of them, and Ammon thinks Nic Cage Round-Up is a weekly segment because that’s all he watches any more. It’s getting weird. You’re weird. Go listen and leave me alone.
0:00:00-Oh hai.
0:02:04-Jim Law and Garrett Collins are here. When was the last time these two talked? It was a pretty eventful time. What’s Garrett been up to? What the fuck is Law drinking? The Goovey Awards are coming! Ew. Is Garrett going to Lawlapalooza? Sounder Bracket! Whaaaaaaaaaa? Future Aftertaste shows.
0:18:24-GOOGLE VOICE.
0:25:48-TV ROUND UP. The boys discuss Waco. Garrett dips into American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace. Law talks Divorce. Garrett has been binging a lot of David Lynch stuff, mainly Twin Peaks. Law gives his thoughts on The End of the Fucking World and a quick movie review of The Train to Busan. GC gave up on This Is Us.
0:54:02-LITERALLY LITERARY. Garrett has got Heather the Totality. Law talks the Twin Peaks Radio Show and Ready Player One. GC has been reading The Neverending Story. Law discusses a new podcast he wants to do, and it gets followed up with some great stories from the two hosts.
1:22:01-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Spontaneous GC game (for like two movies): Wrinkle in Time, Red Sparrow, The Godfather, The Fate and the Furious, Passenger 57, Rising Sun, Drop Zone, A Straight Story, Lost Highway, and Mullohand Drive. Law breezes through The Ritual, Only the Brave, The Foreigner, Black Panther, Game Night, The Vanishing of Sydney Hall, Mute, Surbabicon, Phantom Thread, and The Florida Project. Ammon shows up. Talks Waco, Channel Zero, Jeepers Creepers 3, Inconceivable, 47 Meters Down, and Ferdinand. Law discusses how his kids are Stranger Things obsessed. Then Ammon gives a quick Woody Woodpecker review, then wraps everything up nicely with The Bachelor: Winter Games.
This week’s BingeCast is a short but mighty one. I’m fighting off a cold so Pete and Ammon pick up the slack as usual.
Google Voice has us rating our favorite genres and wondering about regrettable tattoos, but none more regrettable that a certain callers’.
In TV, we check out Channel Zero, Everything Sucks, Waco and American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace.
What Did You Watch? Yeah, we got that shit. Black Panther, Looking Glass, Phantom Thread, Ritual, Monster Project and Molly’s Game are all reviewed. Ammon and I leave Pete hanging by not finishing Looking Glass.
Drink. Burp.
0:00:00-Shut up and listen you buttfuckers.
0:01:59-Moreno and PeteMc are here. So beardy. Alyx has a request for Mr. MC. Does Pete have new stuff for Lawlapalooza 2018?! Whuuuuuuttttt? And Ammon arrives like two seconds later! What the fuck, man. This is weird. How can we get Ammon to Lawlapalooza? Black Panther review coming (ew) soon. Lot of reviews already on the Binge group. Black Panthery talk. What’s happening on Binge Media? 🎶Binge Media roundup🎶 #fonzie. Alyx showed up on Nate’s podcast (FRUK) in a crossover episode! More like a cocksover episode. What?
0:26:56-GOOGLE VOICE.
1:16:23-TV ROUND UP. Ammon has been watching the Winter Olympics like a bitch and during it he saw a Scientology commercial. He’s also got Altered Carbon and Waco. Pete goes next with Channel Zero and Everything Sucks. Alyx talks American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace.
1:44:18-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon watched part of The Looking Glass. Alyx and Pete give their thoughts on the movie too. Pete has The Ritual, the new Chris Rock standup, and The Monster Project. Moreno checked out Molly’s Game, and Phantom Thread. Pete goes for the big one with Black Panther. He also talks about his theatrical experience with this fucking flick. Movie Pass detectivery!
Pete MC and Law play catch up as they wait for Ammon to stop being a dick. Together they deliver lots of television and film reviews, get obsessed with Fonzi, find out more about Kambiz, get pissed off at This Is Us, and talk way too long about reality television. Also – Binge Brother is a thing. Watch your assholes.
0:02:05-Law and PeteMC are here. You’re welcome. #kambiz. Ammon will be showing up later, and maybe Moreno. Maybe. Pete’s cousin, Justina (who was on The Challenge: Champs vs. Pros) gets discussed. More Challenge talk. Law wants to contribute elements to Pete’s bar. What a nice asshole. What? Better Call Binge news. New site is on the way. Update from Moreno. The Cloverfield Show is in your podcast queue right now, bitch! #sport bowl. Chad C.’s appearance on the Bingecast, dissected. What a drunk cocksucker.
0:34:41– GOOGLE VOICE….which happens after more Challenge talk and Pete’s progress with finding a new band. Fonzie.
1:15:45-TV ROUND UP. Pete and Law perform live sounder drops. Then the boys discuss Waco and Hell’s Kitchen. Ammon shows the fuck up. Channel Zero. Gilberggggeeeee talks Altered Carbon. Law discusses Celebrity Big Brother. This is Us update, you crocksuckers.
2:35:01-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Pete watched Insidious: The Last Key. Cloverfield: Paradox is chatted about. Ammon goes next with Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Jungle, Kong: Skull Island and Return of the Jedi. He’s got a theme going here! Solo trailer. Law checked out My Friend Dahmer, Brigsby Bear. MFC (Movie Fan Central) is going the way of the dinosaur. Mission: Impossible Fallout trailer.
I always love starting off a new show by asking what happened on the last show. Weird vortexes aside, and the switch to vodka, we’re here for another week of OG3 goodness. Lots of TV to talk about and the greatest Nic Cage Round-Up of all time. Yup, I said that. At least I think I did. I’ll find out next week.
0:01:26-OG3! That’s right, dawg. Binge Media origin story, but you probably know this goddamn story. Waiting for Ammon is not a thing. What the fuck happened last week? Berrrrgggeeee. Oscar noms. What’s everyone drinking?
0:25:39-TV ROUND UP. Ammon starts off with This is Us. He’s got a little story to tell. Spoiler alert you crocksuckers. He also started Ozark. Law’s got Divorce and Waco. Alyx talks Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story and Comedians in Cars with Coffee. Law’s also old as fuck and had to wrangle his phone to play Parks and Rec.
0:53:38-GOOGLE VOICE
2:02:13 QUOTE WHORES: MOVIES THAT ARE TEN YEARS OLD THIS YEAR
2:27:47-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon starts with Appaloosa and Paddington 2. Law checked out Murder on the Orient Express, and Downsizing. Alyx saw that Jim and Andy doc and The Post. Spielbergeeee. 🎶Nic Cage Roundup:🎶 Mom and Dad. SPOILERS.
It’s the return of Jim Law, which means we ate a bunch of weed food, drank a bunch of alcohol and farted a lot in anticipation for his big return to the air.
Also this episode: TV Round Up gives us a Survivor/Amazing Race update, a look at the Netflix original show The End of the Fucking World and a This is Us recap.
We also detail our favorite films of 2017, our favorite TV shows of 2017 and the worst films of 2017.
Strap in, let’s get fighty!
Welcome back Law!
You goddamn cocksucker.
0:00:00-It’s on, dawg!
0:02:06-Guess who’s back. Back again. Law is back. On the Binge. That’s right dawg, your favorite basketball playing Canadian hath returned, and Alyx is also here to welcome him with arms wide open, Creed style. Gross. Ammon’s late. Of course. Some tech diff happened but it’s all good now. Law goes over Alyx’s contributions to BingeViews. Best of the year show! New Law drop. Because why not? New Ammon drop as well. So close to doing a show with only drops. Lawlapalooza is the end of July, goddamnit! Are you coming? Ew. New site is on the way. You know this already. Other shows on the network.
0:10:47-GOOGLE VOICE
0:51:43-Ammon is here. Good.
0:54:16-TV ROUND UP. Survivor stuff. 3 episode This Is Us update! Law has got Future Man, Hell’s Kitchen, The Challenge, and the Amazing Race. Moreno checked out The End of the Fucking World (I’m not titling it with asterisks, goddamnit).
1:34:05-(really quick) WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Moreno has a great story, Mark. He watched The Disaster Artist.
1:41:27-TOP 10 MOVIES AND TV. ALSO SOME BAD SHIT TOO. Ammon hints at the Quote Whores theme that will happen next week. Sounders. Sounders. Sounders. Vurp. Jack’s Playhouse.
mother!Palooza continues on the BingeCast as Pete, Ammon and Moreno still try to work out Pete’s feelings on the film. Do we need a goddamn commentary to put this to bed?
Google Voice 2018 has officially started and it starts strong.
Since he missed it last week, Ammon gives a brief review of Black Mirror, and the boys tell the TV Round Up segment to go fuck itself because there’s nothing on.
We play the Jack Valley game. Can you guess the correct rating on all these “huge” movies?
This week we fight over Killing of a Sacred Deer, then make up while tearing the shit out of Once Upon a Time in Venice and Beyond Skyline. Lady Bird, I, Tonya, American Made, Haunters: Art of the Scare, The Disaster Artist, Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri and The Lego Ninjago Movie.
Also, listen for Jim Law’s top films and TV of 2017.
0:00:00-Sweet new “you’re listening to…” introduction.
0:01:57-Ammon is here on time! Oh and Alyx and Pete are here too. What’s Ammon been up to, besides trying to get through last week’s 5.5 hour Bingecast? Binge site stuff. Better Call Binge stuff. Mother! again. What’s on the docket for the sho’? TheJohn/Jack Falvey/Johnny Cakes game will be played!
0:20:03-TV ROUND UP. PeteMC has Happy! Christmas stuff because why not, it was only last month. Great work with the Binge Secret Santa, Michelle! Thank you for everything. Ammon briefly goes over his Black Mirror thoughts and how he’s doing with This is Us. 🎶Wings (the show) Roundup 🎶
0:41:11-GOOGLE VOICE
1:20:45-THE SMASH VALLEY GAME: MUSIC MOVIES (not musicals).
1:55:06–WHAT DID YOU WATCH THIS WEEK? Top 10s to come (ew) next week or so. Pete watched Too Funny to Fail and Haunters. Ammon’s got Lady Bird, The Lego Ninjango Movie, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, I, Tonya, American Made (spoilers if you don’t know the true story), The Disaster Artist, Killing of a Sacred Deer (which Alyx chimes in on. Also spoilers), and Happy Death Day. The trio both watched Once Upon a Time in Venice and Beyond Skyline.
This week’s BingeCast is full of Star Wars: The Last Jedi talk, Christmas tree talk and mother! talk. Exactly. mother!, a movie that came out 4 years ago, gets as much talk as a new SW movie. There’s a bit of Spoiler Talk so go fuck yourself.
The kids call it SW.
Google Voice calls us out for being BULLSHIT.
TV Round Up has us reviewing The Punisher (again), Dark and tapping out of TV shows all together.
Films we watched this week? Scrooged, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, Bushwick, The Disaster Artist, The Meyerowitz Stories, Flatliners and other shit.
Fuck you guys.
0:00:00-Sleigh balls.
0:04:04-AlyxMoreno and Jack Valley. Shout out to PeteMC for being awesome at sounders and everything else. Full on spoiler review of The Last Jedi is on its way. This film is pretty divisive and that’s weird but it’s a thing. Who will be on the spoiler cast? When’s it dropping? Is there another movie series that is super spoilery? Or just particular movies in general? Ammon’s late. Of fucking course. #whereisjimlaw? Alyx lends insight. There’s Google Voice and TV Round Up of course, but TV round up is kind of lacking. And there’s so many goddamn shows!
0:32:29-GOOGLE VOICE Ammon shows up during the proceedings.
1:18:45-QUOTE WHORES. Christmas tree discussion follows the game. Tree decorating movie?
2:02:45-TV ROUND UP. Alyx talks The Punisher, Godless, and other shows that he just gave up on. Ammon discusses Dark. Jack checked out Peaky Blinders. Golden Globe nominations.
2:31:32-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Alyx starts off with his love of Scrooged, Moana, The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected), Bushwick, Flatliners (which Ammon also saw), and Mother! Jack has a ton-The Disaster Artist, Hired Gun, The Devil in Daniel Johnston, and The Killing of a Sacred Dear. He and Ammon both rewatched The Force Awakens and they team up for The Last Jedi. #diehardisachristmasmovie. What makes a Christmas movie a Christmas movie?