Pete and Law ring the new year with lots of TV and movies, answer long overdue voicemails, and drink themselves into oblivion.
Head over to Patreon.com/BingeMedia to sign up for the Full Binge! This week the boys pick the Characters We Loved Having at Our New Year’s Party But Wish Didn’t Stay the Night. It’s as stupid as it sounds.
PeteMC gets hosting duties this week and invites TM, Logan, and Denny Luis onto the show. Find out why Denny’s trip to New Jersey came to a screeching halt, along with their Top 5 must-watch Christmas films. The boys also dive deep into the finale and latest season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, as well as a review for Overlord.
Falvey is here. So is Law. Together they break down the upcoming Fall TV schedule to see what you might be watching, might be skipping, and might be burning in a pile of broken promises and dreams. That’s deep. You’re deep. Good one.
0:00:00-Gather around your iphones, you suckers of cock. It’s Bingecast time.
0:02:03-Law. Jack. Let’s go. When was the last time Jack was on a Bingecast? 🎶Video game Round Up!🎶 Jack talks Spider-Man for the PS4, and Law talks about the games he plays on the Commodore 64 or whatever. #oldasfuck. Fall TV preview is happening on this very show. Jack has a super sneaky secret commentary with PeteMC coming (ew). Jax on Jax on Jax commentary is hopefully on the way. Movie homework. Sportscast.
0:15:23-GOOGS
0:44:15-Jack plays sounder drops.
0:45:41-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Law watched Skyscraper. Smash Valley watched Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind and Tag.
1:04:48-TV ROUND UP. Law begins with Always Sunny and Mr. Mercedes. Then he and Jack talk Better Call Saul and Mayans. Jack is watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Penn and Teller: Fool Us, Who is America? and Castle Rock.
2:01:33-FALL TV PREVIEW. Law talks about Kidding to start, and then him and Jack launch into the fall 2018 TV lineup using The Atlantic as a reference.
With Moreno drinking himself to another pay stub, Valley, Ammon, and Law bring all their afflictions and booze to a drunken round-table discussion of everything from xXx to Darby O’Gill. I don’t even know what I just typed.
Here’s a timestamp for you to follow along. Or skip to the nudes scenes. Or whatever.
0:00:00-Shut up. Hit Play.
0:03:36-Smash. Law. As soon as they started man on man fucking I was just in. What? Bostonpalooza is this weekend! WHAAAAAAA?! Jack talks about meeting “The Boss.” Kareem Abdul Jabbar? Okay. What the hell has Valley done to himself? Besides jerking off into oblivion? Ammon should be on at some point. Basketball. Support Cradley Booper’s kickstater! Binge GameCast. Go review Binge Media on Itunes!! Ammon dropped the fucking ball on this is us.
0:40:34-TV ROUND UP. More This is Us shit, even though there’s no actual show to recap/review. The Bachelor wrapped up. This is Us circles around again. Falvey jizzes all over Legion, and Ammon is right there with them. Episode IV “revisited” Twin Peaks. 24: Legacy is still not bad. Law talks about Survivor. Who gives a shit? Workaholics has finished its run. Always Sunny Season 12 is done. Walking Dead is fucking garbage. Crashing. Girls. Where does Law stand on Billions? Big Little Lies. Twin Peaks.
1:26:33-MOVIE HOMEWORK: Trainspotting.
1:48:39-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Valley begins with a revisit of Rogue One, and Kong: Skull Island. Law saw Logan. Ammon apparently wanted to watch movies with long ass titles-I Don’t Feel at Home in this World Anymore, Darby O’Gill and the Little People (leads to Leprechaun movie research), and XXX: The Return of Xander Cage.
2:34:00-GOOGLE VOICE.
Check out Facebook for Boston shit. Until then, go fuck yourselves.
Lot’s of big news going down this episode so open your ear holes and shut your mouths. Lawlapalooza takes center stage as locations, schedules, and special guests are announced.
TV Round-Up is quick and easy with Big Little Lies, Legion, Crashing, This is Us, Always Sunny, and some other shit.
Movie Homework is done by one of us but it’s the wrong movie. We were not strong students as a whole.
What Did You Watch explodes with KONG: SKULL ISLAND, OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY, THE SALVATION, NOCTURNAL ANIMALS, GET OUT and a third of ASSASSIN’S CREED.
Check out the timestamp for even more stuff I forgot.
0:00:00-Do it.
0:01:34-OG3! So if you’re a Patreon donor, you’re in luck for a donor only show. Thanks for all of your support, cocksuckers. Anyway, maybe there will be a drop/sounder origin story show? What do you think? We actually care about what your fucking opinion is. Don’t get used to it. BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FOR LAWLAPALOOZA LATER IN THE SHOW. BMFML shit.
0:26:08-Law breaks something down that was on Stern recently. Copyright infringement?!
0:32:39-GOOGLE VOICE. A fuck ton. Something special from Nate P. too. Lawlapalooza annoucement!
1:24:19-TV ROUND UP. Moreno is just watching Cheers. Just that. Fuck. Law is still fifing over Big Little Lies. Crashing. Man Seeking Woman and Always Sunny wrapped up their respective seasons. The Replacements, Last Week Tonight, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. Law’s done. Ammon is on board with Legion, He’s also keeping up with 24: Legacy. That asshole is behind on The Bachelor. THIS IS US. OH SHIT.
1:45:47-MOVIE HOMEWORK: KING KONG. Original or 1976 version? WELL HELL I DON’T KNOW JIM LAW I’M TRYYYING HEREE
1:52:09-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Moreno finally watched Nocturnal Animals Ammon viewed The Last Samurai and The Salvation. Law saw Get Out, started Assassin’s Creed, and got to the theater for Kong: Skull Island. A dedicated Binger makes a surprise Skype appearance. Law continues his Skull Island review to end the show. Daylight Savings Time is a thing. Fuck Off.
0:02:03-Law and Moreno and Valley. Good shit. It’s cold out there in Rhode Island. Old School Voicemail. Goovey Awards discussed a bit. Binge Aftertaste: Indiana Jones coming your way this Friday. Hold onto your potatoes! March 12th for BMFMLMLBMPMCTM picks! You get it. 12 pm CST! That’s cocksucking time. Video games. Patreon stuff. Exclusive content. More Goovey stuff. “I Love Him.”
0:38:32 -Sounder for Randy Rivet!
0:45:35-GOOGLE VOICE. Some Logan (movie) talk and Oscar stuff sprinkled in there.
2:11:29-TV ROUND UP. Moreno has got one-Legion. Jack gives his thoughts on a 30 for 30, which is an ’85 Bears Documentary. Tangents. Law is deep into comedies with Always Sunny, Workaholics, Man Seeking Woman, Crashing, Last Week Tonight, and Girls. He presses on with Billions and Big Little Lies. Walking Dead? Fuck.
2:58:22– WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Reminiscing about an episode with drunk ass Ammon way back when starts off the segment. Jack begins with Get Out and Logan. Ammon shows up towards the end of the Logan review and talks about why he’s looking so dapper (check the Binge Media facebook page). Moreno saw I Don’t Feel at Home in this World Anymore (which Law also happened to see). Ammon takes the mic with Hidden Figures, Lion, Passengers, The Lego Batman Movie, and switches to TV with Legion, 24: Legacy, Taboo, The Bachelor, This is Us. He also rewatched The Matrix.
OG3 in the house to fight about what is Canadian and what isn’t. Homo milk is. Dickies aren’t. This argument goes on for way too long and we forget everything else we were talking about for an hour or two.
Google Voice see the return of The Search For Garrett’s Bar and an Unknown Caller, as well as one of the greatest accent reviews of all time.
Movie Homework gets everybody all worked up about THE PATRIOT, aka AMERICAN BRAVEHEART.
TV Round-Up has Always Sunny, Cheers, Taboo, Game of Thrones, The Path, The Batchelor, Scientology and the Aftermath.
What Did You Watch gets rolling with DR. STRANGE, BEWARE OF THE SLENDERMAN, OUIJA: ORIGIN OF EVIL, THE ART OF ORGANIZED NOISE, CAPTAIN FANTASTIC.
You can find our “Waiting For Ammon” edition of Monday Morning Moreno available for download right now and stay tuned this week for the new Patreon show which features the five characters we’d invite to our end of the world party. There’s yelling.
