We’re three weeks in and only two episodes in, but that just gives us more to catch up on. Jimmy’s wearing Trump makeup, Kim has aged by half a decade and Chuck is a supreme douche. Top it all off with some more montages, some Mike scheming and Gus going full Hermanos and you get a solid episode of Better Saul Call. Join us for each and every episode as we go through this third season of what Jim Law describes as “filler”.
Where’s Ammon? We wait. Ammon shows up. We’re drunk. This is our Saturday night. We’ve come to accept this as a thing. You’re a thing.
TV is starting to heat up which brings new life to TV Round-Up. Most of the movies we review this week are horrible. Logan reviews of Logan save the day. Speaking of Logan, where dat timestamp at, son. Boom.
0:00:00- Hey.
0:01:57-Law and Moreno. Soundboard Ammon. That’s good enough. New Waiting for Ammon is hitting Patreon shortly. Or it’s already there. It probably is. Patreon has a ton of exclusive shit that you probably want to get in on. Independence Day 2 commentary maybe? Will Bill Pullman suck his own dick in that movie?
Come on Bill, do it for the world!! Battleship Mushroom trip revisited. Alien Retrospectives (Podcast Round Up) are going to be the shit. Indy is done. How does AlyMore feel about the Alien flicks without letting out too much? Why doesn’t that Mexican asshole get hard for movie releases anymore?
0:38:29- GOOGLE VOICE. New Law drop within. 25 hours to get Ammon online. Jesus fuck.
1:12:52-TV ROUND UP. Ammon and Moreno yell at Law for his “filler” opinion. Speaking of which, Better Call Saul is up first, followed by Fargo. Law began The Leftovers Season 3. Veep has returned. Moreno is keeping tabs on John Oliver. Survivor has to be discussed, I guess. But some big shit did go down. Law watched a Casey Anthony documentary.
2:08:03-MOVIE HOMEWORK: Dirty Work
2:33:30-WHAT DID YOU WATCH? Ammon begins the segment with The Bye Bye Man and The Great Wall. Then, prepare your earholes for a Logan review of Logan, YA FUCKING DICKS!! R Rated superhero movies should be a thing. Moreno watched Alien and Aliens.
THAT’S IT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS! I’M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING REDD’S. GODDAMNIT.
This column will introduce you to the most popular movies that are coming out in theaters this weekend.
What movie will you see?
Disneynature: Born in China
Who doesn’t love Disneynature docs? Oh you do?!?!?!? Then GTFO. Anyway, Born in China follows a panda bear, her cub, a golden monkey, a snow leopard, and her cubs. Not much else to say. John Krasinski narrates this nature doc, while Chuan Lu writes and directs. Lu has written and directed several Chinese films, however, this is his first documentary. Go see Born in China this weekend.
Free Fire
Boston. 1978. Two gangs set out to have a meeting in a warehouse, however, it soon turns into a shootout. Sounds like Bostonpalooza to me. Anyway, starring in this action thriller are Sharlto Copley, Armie Hammer, Cillian Murphy, Brie Larson, and more. The writer and director of this flick is Ben Wheatley. Wheatley wrote and directed Kill List as well as directed High-Rise and a segment for The ABC’s of Death. I believe someone called into the Binge with a review of this flick a couple weeks ago. Check out Free Fire this weekend.
The Promise
Christian Bale and Oscar Isaac. Need I say more? Fine. The Promise tells the story of a love triangle during the last days of the Ottoman Empire. Ugh. Also starring in this historical drama are Shohreh Aghdashloo (X-Men: The Last Stand), Angela Sarafyan (Westworld), James “that’ll do pig” Cromwell, Jean Reno, Michael Stahl-David (Cloverfield), and more. Writing and directing this film is Terry George. George has written In the Name of the Father, Hart’s War, and has directed Hotel Rwanda, and Reservation Road. Go check out this movie this weekend, however I can’t Promise that it’s good.
Unforgettable
An ex-wife decides to make life a living hell for her ex-husbands new wife. Geez, take it easy lady. Starring in this dramatic thriller are Rosario Dawson, Katherine Heigl, Geoff Stults (Wedding Crashers), and more. Denise Di Novi is the director of Unforgettable. Di Novi has only directed one episode of Bones, however, has been a producer in the film industry since the 80’s. Is this movie gonna be forgettable? Find out this weekend.
This column will introduce you to the most popular movies that are coming out in theaters this weekend and why you should go see them.
What movie will you see this weekend?
The Fate of the Furious
Fast 8. Furious 8. F8 of the Furious. Furiou8. Anyway, Dom is back again. However, it seems Dom may be switching sides. Dun Dun Dun. Starring in this elaborate car chase/heist flick are Vin (I am Groot) Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Charlize Theron, Jason Statham, Scott Eastwood, Kurt Russell, Michelle Rodriguez, Helen Mirren, and more. Directing Fast 8 is F. Gary Gray. Gray has directed A Man Apart, The Italian Job, Be Cool, Law Abiding Citizen, and Straight Outta Compton. It seems Gray has worked with Vin, The Rock, and Charlize before. Go see F8 this weekend.
The Lost City of Z
You’re lost. Ok Jax, relax. Based on a true story, The Lost City of Z is about a British explorer who goes missing while searching for a mysterious city in the 1920’s. Starring in this real-life action adventure tale are Charlie Hunnam, Robert Pattinson, Sienna Miller, Tom Holland, Ian McDiarmid, and more. James Gray is the writer/director of this flick. Gray has written and directed The Yards, We Own the Night, Two Lovers, and The Immigrant. Use that GPS and don’t get lost on your way to the theater this weekend.
Rick and Morty has become a bit of a staple around these parts, so what better way to celebrate the secret April Fool’s Day drop of Season 3 Episode 1 than with a secret drop of our own! Join Batch and Freak in their love of the best cartoon on television today. They discuss the show’s run so far, Doctor Who and even that luscious Szechuan Sauce, so download now to check it out!
The boys are back in town…and talking some Better Call Saul, one of our favorite shows on TV these days. Moreno and Valley go over the finer points of the show with keen eyes discussing the cinematography and story of our favorite not-Breaking Bad characters. Hear how some of us hate our brothers, and how Mike would be great as a computer help desk employee, by downloading now.
Now that it’s out there, here are the deets on Saturday’s streams. Each one should last somewhere between 30-45 minutes, with the potential for the GTAV stream to go a little over since we’re going to try and tackle some heist missions. But, as such, here’s a breakdown of who will be on and when:
Stream 1 – Bioshock Infinite
Platform: PC
Playing: Kupka
Commentating: Valley
Stream 2 – Drawn to Death
Platform: PS4
Playing: Batch & Valley
Commentating: Kupka
Stream 3 – Madden 17
Platform: XBONE
Playing: Batch & Valley
Commentating: Kupka
Stream 4 – Grand Theft Auto V
Platform: XBONE
Playing: Kupka & Valley
Commentating: Batch
These streams will later be cut into Binge GameCast Plays videos, but we’ll stream them all live on Twitch.
Lawlapalooza is right around the goddamn corner! A lot of people have been asking us where they should stay, what to do in the city, etc., so we put together this little guide that hopefully should be of some help. This year is going to be a BIGLY event, and there’s a lot of things we’re coordinating, so we hope this guide can answer most of your questions. If it doesn’t answer any of your questions and you still have more, send us an email at adminATbingemediaDOTnet and we’ll do our best to answer them.
This column will introduce you to the most popular movies that are coming out in theaters this weekend and why you should go see them.
What movie will you see this weekend?
Aftermath
Reasons to see this:
A devastating plane crash, due to an air traffic controller’s error, kills the wife and daughter of Roman (Schwarzenegger). Roman then seeks his revenge on the air traffic controller. Also starring in this dramatic thriller are Maggie Grace, Scoot McNairy (Argo), and more. Elliot Lester who directed Blitz, starring Statham, directs this film. Love Arnold like Ammon? Then go check out Aftermath this weekend.
Colossal
Reasons to see this:
Gloria, played by Anne Hathaway, discovers that she may be connected to the catastrophic events that are happening in the world due to her mental breakdown. Other cast members include Dan Stevens (Beauty and the Beast), Jason Sudeikis, Tim Blake Nelson, Austin Stowell (Whiplash), and more. Writing and directing this action comedy flick is Nacho Vigalondo. Vigalondo has written and directed segments for The ABC’s of Death and V/H/S Viral. Go check out Colossal this weekend.
Going in Style
Reasons to see this:
This reboot/remake based off the 1979 film, tells the story of three seniors who knock off the bank that took their money. Starring in this comedy bank heist are Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Alan Arkin, Joey King, Ann-Margret, Christopher Lloyd, Matt Dillon, and more. In the director’s chair is Zach Braff. Yup, the one and only. Braff has directed Garden State and Wish I Was Here. Now go to the theater in style to see this flick.
Mine
Reasons to see this:
Marine sniper Sargent Mike Stevens gets stranded and must survive in the middle of the desert surrounded by 33 million blast mines scattered everywhere. Good luck buddy. Starring in the war thriller are Armie Hammer, Annabelle Wallis (Annabelle. That’s weird), Tom Cullen (Black Mirror), Geoff Bell (Kingsman: The Secret Service), and more. Fabio Guaglione and Fabio Resinaro are the writers and directors of this flick. The Fabios have directed a few things, but nothing notable to me. Is this your favorite movie this year? Well, it could be Mine.
Smurf’s: The Lost Village
Reasons to see this:
This Smurf tale tells the story of Smurfette, Brainy, Clumsy, and Hefty, who embark on an adventure to uncover the biggest secret in Smurf history. Lending their voice in this animated feature are Ariel Winter (Modern Family), Julia Roberts, Ellie Kemper, Joe Manganiello, Michelle Rodriguez, Mandy “prepare to die” Patkinkin, Rainn Wilson, and more. Kelly Asbury is the director of this movie. Asbury has directed Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, Shrek 2, and Gnomeo & Juliet. Now go get Lost in a movie about the Smurfs this weekend.