It’s time to stop ignoring those baby bumps and acknowledge the secret ceremonies. Because of this league, this is the type of shit I have to care about now. Zoe Saldana and Kristen Bell both lost points this week due to their filthy sex lives. Angelina Jolie also lost points (FUCKING BALLS!) due to her marriage to some actor guy. Other than that, GUARDIANS finally settled  down to third place while movies nobody wants to see moved into the top two spots. How does that even work? Check out the entire spreadsheet via the link below or just stare at that stupid picture until it says you won.

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