I watch a lot of television at work. A lot. Every so often there’s a moment in one of the random shows I’m watching that needs to be praised. Then I get home, drink, and forget anything and everything that I did the night before. All potential Facebook/Twitter posts are drowned. All interesting BingeCast conversations are lost. So, instead of quitting the booze I’ve decided to instantly screencap some of my favorite moments throughout the week of television and post them here so everybody can enjoy them as I much as I did. And we can all continue drinking. Did I mention that?

BEWARE SPOILERS!!!!

Del Toro Intros the Treehouse – THE SIMPSONS

There was a lot of awesomeness in the intro of the annual Treehouse of Horror this year. Guillermo del Toro does a little bit of everything. And he does it all perfect. There’s throwbacks to TOHs past, nods to horror legends, and spectacular references to his own films. Can he do this every week? Please?

Boom Goes The Clubhouse – SONS OF ANARCHY

This would have been better had Jax’s head came off and rolled in front of the camera just before the credits, but it was still pretty cool nonetheless. The reveal was kind of weak (an Irish pen? Really?) but the panic that sets in immediately after is intense and the end result is spectacular. Still though, Jax lived.

Kenny Gets His Groove Back – EASTBOUND & DOWN

It only took a couple episodes but it seemed like centuries since we got to see Kenny Powers back in the spotlight. Am I the only one who’s head over heels in love with April? Expect her to show up in this column sooner or later. In a tight shirt. And we get an awkward BREAKFAST CLUB reference to boot.

Best. Chick-Fight. Ever. – THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER

I’ve been a loyal TUF watcher since Forrest Griffin and Stephan Bonnar almost killed each other in the finale of Season One. The addition of women to the house this year was a welcome change in my eyes. Too much sausage. Anyway, Raquel Pennington and Jessamyn Duke delivered one of the greatest fights the show has ever had this past week. Either one of this ladies would destroy my face.

Cop Killer? – LOW WINTER SUN

Low Winter Sun hasn’t got a lot of respect in it’s first year on the air (more on that here) but, overall, I was definitely involved throughout the season. The finale was batshit-crazy and found a way to surprise the viewers even though they were in on the secret twist all along.