BingeCast: The Independence Day Commentary
“ERMAHGERD” – Some dumb, asshole alien
The biggest thing people forget about Independence Day is that the whole alien invasion could’ve been thwarted had President Whitmore, aka Bill Pullman, aka Eric Walkuski, sucked his own dick.
I know! We missed that the first couple of times we checked it out too, but there it is, plain and simple. He endangers the lives of his daughter, his wife, and the millions of people that voted for him to represent the American public, and goes so far as to pilot a fucking jet….when all he had to do to defeat the aliens was man up, and suck his own dick.
Not a cocksucker.
We cover it all in this phenomenally informative commentary of the 90s “classic” Independence Day. But seriously, this movie is so fucking bad, we ponder why the hell people feel so nostalgic towards it.
We have very little recollection of finishing this commentary, other than we were thankful it was over.
Have fun!
What an asshole.
Moreno Golblum
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DigitalDraft
July 4, 2013 @ 5:42 am
Fucking love this movie! Can’t wait too listen to you guys tear it a new asshole!
pookondotcom
July 5, 2013 @ 3:25 am
fantastic commentary sirs. I loved the obsession with Will Smith’s mustache and Bill Pullman’s perfect hair. but you outdid yourselves with the ERMAHGERDs and the “sucking his own dick” subplot. I will never watch this movie the same way again. You still think Bill Pullman celebrates his “Independence” Day?
Nick Fortuna
July 9, 2013 @ 9:22 pm
Wow, I forgot how fucking awful this movie is…which made the commentary that much better. As much as I love when you guy do commentary on one of my favorite movies, the bad movies are always so much fun. Keep up the good work, gentlemen.
dj alan one
July 19, 2013 @ 3:27 am
Great commentary. But all it did was make me want to watch a real alien invasion flick. Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Fraking classic!