Charlie Sandin (The Purge)
I’m not saying that everything bad that happens in THE PURGE is Charlie’s (Max Burkholder) fault…….. Hold on, that’s exactly what I’m saying. When there’s an annual night of murder and mayhem, when everybody in the country is allowed to go out and kill, burn, destroy, and pillage as they please – don’t open the door for the scary bleeding man running down the street. Should this even have to be said? Is there a person on the planet that doesn’t understand this concept? Charlie doesn’t understand fuck all. He sits in his blacked-out bedroom as he controls his remote control baby doll throughout the house. Seriously, this is how he interacts with his family. This is how he watches television. It’s a whole new level of lazy asshole teenager. And when the homeless man comes into the house and all hell breaks loose, his mom asks “Are you okay, honey?” No, Mom, you twat, your kid is a fucking idiot. There’s roughly twelve people dead in your living room because you raised the dumbest cock on the planet. And to think they could of killed this little shit for free that night. Oops, gun slipped and shot Charlie in the face six times. My bad.
If Charlie was in a boat he’d drill a hole in the bottom to let the fish come aboard. If Charlie was in a plane he’d open a window to let the birds rest their wings. If Charlie was in a terrible movie he’d do something idiotic just to see if he could make it worse. Well done, Charlie.