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  1. Jim Law Alex
    May 7, 2013 @ 6:20 pm

    I want to see ALL of these movies. Except Grown-Ups 2. Gross.

    • Jim Law Jim Law
      May 7, 2013 @ 6:23 pm

      You would, Mr. Grossbarfypants.

  2. Jim Law Nick Fortuna
    May 7, 2013 @ 6:29 pm

    I’m going to see World War Z just to see how badly they fuck it up…while I loved the book, this flick looks like someone saw the great reviews, bought the rights, and just decided to slap the name on an action movie that happens to have zombies in it.

  3. Jim Law MovieFreak
    May 7, 2013 @ 7:08 pm

    I was 13 when the first Pirates came out, so for me that flick is very much in line with how some people refer to Raiders when they saw it as a kid. That being said, the sequels suck donkey cock, ESPECIALLY the fourth abomination. However, I’m curious about The Lone Ranger. Definitely on the short list for a bargain matinee show. Fuck the other flicks they can all go die.

  4. Jim Law Floyd
    May 7, 2013 @ 7:52 pm

    who lot of bleh going on

    • Jim Law Floyd
      May 7, 2013 @ 7:54 pm

      whole, ass

  5. Jim Law Dexter
    May 7, 2013 @ 8:30 pm

    Can’t shake how much WWZ’s creature hoardes evoke I Am Legend’s poor CGI vampire/zombies/angry rage infected things. Its a real shame. The movie certainly has the potential to be a slam dunk summer flick. Really hope Planes crashes and burns too. Would like to see Monsters U pummel it in the box office.

  6. Jim Law elmariachi
    May 7, 2013 @ 9:18 pm

    I’m pretty much with you on all these and sadly Lone Ranger looks like it might have been alright too and hell it might actually end up being alright but visually it DOES indeed look like Pirates in the old west especially with Depp doing his silly facial expressions which I’m surprised to say I’ve grown bored of.
    Also throw in the fact that cowboys vs aliens bored the crap outta me a few years ago and as much as I love a western this just has everything working against it for me.
    But think about it… Imagine a straight up western with army hammer or whatever his name is, depp, tom wilkinson directed by gore… that shit sounds like it SHOULD be badass.
    alas, we shall see.

    • Jim Law Jim Law
      May 7, 2013 @ 11:07 pm

      Army Hammer. Awesome.

      • Jim Law elmariachi
        May 9, 2013 @ 1:43 am

        ha. he should have just changed the spelling of his name to that anyways.

  7. Jim Law D_Luis
    May 7, 2013 @ 10:32 pm

    Law, how could you hate Lone Ranger? It stars Armie Hammer! You can’t get a name more masculine than that.

  8. Jim Law art13
    May 7, 2013 @ 11:05 pm

    I agree with most of the list but am willing to give WWZ a chance, since the book was so good.

  9. Jim Law jekupka
    May 7, 2013 @ 11:32 pm

    LET ME TELL YOU HOW SWEET IT IS TO READ A JIM LAW “TOP” LIST!!! Good to see your boys on your feet and doing something for the movie fans getting bombarded with ‘news’. It’s that old school neighborhood video store popping right back in a new spot and bringing it! But seriously now, good list and love the look of the site. Now get your ass to Chicago so we can get all shitty. I’ve been practicing.

  10. Jim Law ocelot_snake
    May 8, 2013 @ 1:13 am

    Ranger is the one on this list Id consider seeing.

  11. Jim Law Mac136187
    May 8, 2013 @ 4:42 am

    From this list, nothin except for sure World War Z.
    Grown Up2 maybe if a broad drags me to see,

  12. Jim Law Cristian
    May 8, 2013 @ 2:26 pm

    I’ll be checking out WWZ for sure, haven’t read the book and love what I’m seeing so far. Everything else looks like garbage indeed.

  13. Jim Law Blizzo
    May 9, 2013 @ 1:22 am

    WWZ and Lone Ranger are the only ones I’d consider seeing…actually Lone Ranger I’ll check out for sure. The others, hell no.

  14. Jim Law Digitaldraft
    May 10, 2013 @ 4:43 am

    World War Z is the only movie that I’m interested in seeing even though it has nothing to do with the book, which is bull. Everything else looks like shit specially Lone Ranger fuck Johnny Depp

  15. Jim Law YoshioKun13
    May 11, 2013 @ 10:37 pm

    THE INTERNSHIP looks horrrrrrrrrrrible.

    It’s like if they turned THE SOCIAL NETWORK into a comedy rather than a drama, but instead of Facebook it’s Google.